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Goblins of Destiny
Retired [X] Goblin

<i>"All standard goblin disclaimers apply.
We Hire. We Foul. We Bite your Ankles."</i>
-Introduction to "Modern Goblin Coaching"

<i>"Gobbo Foul and Hire Stars. Gobbo Bad. Gobbo fun. Gobbo do not like Dwarves Expect for Breakfast or if they are down. Gobbo are strong. Gobbo fly. Gobbo are mostly chicken. Don´t mess with Gobbo if you cannot stand the heat."</i>
-Ancient Goblin saying

<i>"Even small goblins make large dents if provided sufficient thrust.
A well aimed goblin is the second most dangerous thing on a Bloodbowl pitch."</i>
-Excerpt from "The Goblin Prince"

<i>"Goblin Bushido dictates that it is proper to cheat, foul, sneak hire, and abuse every edge they have over the bigger folk. To not do so would bring much shame."</i>
-Extract from "The 7 Fouls"

<i>“Goblins saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war; liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers..."</i>
-Karl Rove
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Listen carefully, goblin of destiny
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(94)k
  
2
You must heed the call of cosmo-biology, listen to me ...
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
  
3
I will not allow this marvelous opportunity to be taken from me, Taken from me ...
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(25)k
  
4
If you eat the earthlings now
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
5
Things will all be fine and then
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
6
We’ll repair our love somehow
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
7
And resume the busy schedule of our ruthless conquest once again
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
8
Eat the earth people, eat them and chew them brutally
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   2 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 60k
(50)k
  
9
Stomp on the rest of what’s left and then report to me
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
10
For the conquest of earth and the moon and the stars
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
   2 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 80k
(85)k
  
11
And the space in between, all the comets and stars will be ours
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(25)k
  
12
Hunchentoot
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
13
Sleep Dirt
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
14
Bomber Dribblesnot
Bombardier
6 2 3 7
Accurate, Bomb, Dodge, Star
   0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 80k
(110)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: princevaliant Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:0 (3 - 3) |Cas Diff:-4 (1/1/0 - 4/2/0)
Last Opponent: Baltimore Ruffians