50 coaches online • Server time: 18:15
* * * Did you know? The best scorer is debog with 491 touchdowns.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post 12 days of Christmas...goto Post Gnomes are trashgoto Post Halfing Vampirized
Royal Cookie Crumble
Skills Pending [R] Wood Elf


Winners of Warpstone open IX. 'Bloat' is a lie!
So yeah, also winners of Warpstone open IX qualifier I.

Wood elves of the year 2514!


This team originally started out as a royal rookie rumble team.

Until game 55, the team had only the ST3 positionals (2 dancer, 1 thrower, linos).
Then I decided to splurge, going from 13 to 15 players, hiring a tree and a catcher (thus reaching a TV of 2590 for game 56). Since the gamefinder is pretty dead at TV 2600, I didn't play the team until entering them in the WO IX. After making it through round 1 without a single injury, I spent all my cash, increasing the TV to 2840 (skillup, catcher, rerolls, staff) before round 2. Since round 2 involved multi-pomb cdorfs I expected that to be their peak, but surprisingly they had gained another FF and 3 skills, resulting in a TV of 2910 by round 4, with only a -MA lino to show for it. The death of superstar dancer 'cookie cutter' in the qualifier finals ensures that 2910 was indeed the (a?) peak for the team, though 2 +AG rolls after the main event semifinals does bump them pretty high again. Unfortunately I was 10k short of being able to replace the dead wardancer at that point.

FUMBBL Cup XIII:
Won the first 3 games, even got enough winnings to get a new dancer; things were looking good! Then in the round of the final 32, I suffered 3 RIPs in a game and lost.

Knowing I was down to 12 players including 4 cripples and sooo deep in spiralling expenses land, I decided it was time to cut back, fire everyone who was injured, and lose the ACs, CLs, and some rerolls. Turn the crumble back into a real team, and try to earn some money. They went from TV 2630 to TV 1910 in that one match.

First game after, their 1-game old dancer died, dropping some more TV.



longest win streak: 14
longest undefeated streak: 25
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Cookie Monster
Wardancer
8 3 5 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Strip Ball, Tackle, Side Step, Jump Up, +AG
   50 10 27 0 9 3 124/176 240k
(120+120)k
  
2
Cookie Cutter IV
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
   1 0 1 0 0 1 8/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
Waffle III
Thrower
8 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Leader, Dodge, Block, +MA
   35 54 6 0 0 4 92/176 200k
(90+110)k
  
4
Fredrick Silentstream
Lineman
6 3 5 7
Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle, +AG, Dodge
 -ma 37 6 11 0 20 5 104/176 200k
(70+130)k
  
7
Almond chip
Lineman
7 4 5 7
Guard, Block, +ST, Dodge, +AG
   71 11 18 0 9 6 113/176 230k
(70+160)k
  
8
Ulric Goldfire
Lineman
7 4 4 7
Guard, +ST, Block
   33 3 11 1 2 1 47/51 170k
(70+100)k
  
10
Vanilla Sandwich IV
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Wrestle
   21 1 1 0 0 3 19/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
14
Baker
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Grab, Warpstone Mutation (Foul Appearance), Guard
   20 0 0 0 9 1 23/51 180k
(120+60)k
  
16
Icing
Catcher
8 2 5 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Side Step, +AG, Block
   18 2 9 0 0 4 49/51 170k
(90+80)k
  
17
Julius Clearlightning
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Richard Palesnake
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players  
Coach: the_Sage Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 2070k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2070k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:75 (46/8/21) |TD Diff:71 (174 - 103) |Cas Diff:0 (110/46/22 - 101/57/20)
Last Opponent: Elf-Fu