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Big Bonehead Decimators
Retired [R] Ogre

Few things are quite as dumb as an Ogre. Being big, smelly, and having difficulty recalling events which have occurred the last five seconds, the Big Bonehead Decimators are certainly leaving their mark on the pitch. Coached by the infamous Drubgruk Deadeye, a now retired Orc Blocker, the Decimators have had surprising success on the field. When asked about an Ogre team which seems to win a few games, Drubgruk merely grinned and walked off.

While the team's plan does not involve much beyond "Bash anything which moves which aint an Ogre" it certainly seems that getting one of the big lug's to carry the ball has helped considerably in the team's success. That and if the rumours are to be believed, the infamous Brain Juice which is now being distributed amongst Goblin teams as of recent to boost Troll intellect to super levels is now being used by the Decimators. If that is indeed the case then Drubgruk has much to be proud of, not just because he is the head coach of a team filled with slobbering idiots, but a team filled with slobbering idiots who actually know how to play ball!

Current Players
Past Players
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ug Spine Crack
Ogre
5 6 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Sure Hands, Break Tackle, Stand Firm, +ST, Juggernaut
 -av 28 0 17 0 10 4 91/ 280k
(140+140)k
  
2
Buk Eye Gouger
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
 n 28 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
3
Krug Skull Smasher
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
   9 0 0 0 2 4 24/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
4
Krug Foot Smasha
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
5
Yarg Spine Rippa
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Break Tackle, Dodge, Stand Firm
   28 0 0 0 21 4 62/ 240k
(140+100)k
  
6
Tumbles
Gnoblar
5 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sneaky Git
 -st, -av 25 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 40k
(20+20)k
  
7
Boffy
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
8
Munchy
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Dirty Player
   29 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 50k
(20+30)k
  
9
Nifty
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 n 10 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
10
Buffor
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Sneaky Git
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Dirty Player
   27 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 50k
(20+30)k
  
12
Grag Spine Cruncha
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
13
Mulchy
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
14
Bitsy
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
16
Gunther
Gnoblar
5 1 4 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, +AG
   19 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 80k
(20+60)k
  
15 players  
Coach: erased000063 Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 1680k (±990) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1860k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:29 (14/6/9) |TD Diff:5 (28 - 23) |Cas Diff:-15 (46/34/14 - 70/26/13)
Last Opponent: Les Gaulois Infernals