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Herp Derp Squad MkV
Retired [B] Elven Union

As a matter of curiosity, I've kept a record of the number of 2+ rolls made and the number of 2+ rolls each herp derper makes. This allows me to work out the derp frequency of each elf, how many more or less 1s they are rolling compared to the statistical average.

((total 1s on a 2+/no. of 2+s) - (1/6))*600)+100


<b><big>Overall Team Derp Frequency: 251/1420 = 106.1%</b></big>


<b>Total games <100% TDF: 1/26</b>





<big>Derpiest McDerpers:</big>

<b>1st:</b> Percy Coddlewobbles - 185%
<b>2nd:</b> Craig - 169%
<b>3rd:</b> Augustus Knobtickler - 160%



<big>Least Herp Derp:</big>

<b>1st:</b> <i>Fred (r)</i>- 54.5%
<b>2nd:</b> Asquith Shirtlifter - 75%
<b>3rd:</b> Tarquin Upsiedaisy Jr. - 78.9%





<b>Top Scorer:</b>... Mercutio Bananahammock/Benedict Fondlepoopsie (7)
<b>Biggest Cas Machine:</b>... <i>Gerald Butterflyschlong (r)</i> (8)
<b>Most Completions:</b>... <i>Tybalt Kittentickle (d)</i> (11)
<b>Highest Passing:</b>... <i>Tybalt Kittentickle (d)</i> (34)
<b>Highest Rushing:</b>... <i>Tybalt Kittentickle (d)</i> (133)
<b>Most Blocks:</b>... <i>Oswald Crumnosher (r)</i> (98)
<b>Most Lethal:</b>... <i>Clarence Awfullymean (d)</i>/<i>Byron Daisyboner (r)</i> (1)
<b>KO Champ:</b>... <i>Gerald Butterflyschlong (r)</i> (7)
<b>MVP:</b>... <i>Jemima Juniperscrumptious (d)</i> (4)
<b>Biggest Star:</b>... <i>Gerald Butterflyschlong (r)</i> (42)
<b>Dirtiest Player:</b>... Delphi Geraniumnibble (6)
<b>Strongest Boot:</b>... <i>Clarence Awfullymean (d)</i>/Delphi Geraniumnibble (1)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Cuthbert Coochiewhoopsie
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Guard, Tackle
 n 23 3 7 0 5 2 44/ 180k
(110+70)k
  
2
Benedict Fondlepoopsie
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
+AG, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball
   20 8 17 0 3 0 65/ 210k
(110+100)k
  
3
Constantine Daggerinhoes
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
8
Delphi Geraniumnibble
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Mighty Blow
   35 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 90k
(60+30)k
  
9
Peregrin Mottenmitt
Lineman
6 3 4 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Augustus Knobtickler
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Guard, Block, Dodge
   36 1 5 0 3 2 32/ 130k
(60+70)k
  
12
Percival Strokenflaps
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
   9 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
13
Julianus Codpiece
Lineman
6 3 4 7   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Persephone Dovemolester
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick, Guard
   16 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 110k
(60+50)k
  
15
Baldwin Mingeywoop
Lineman
6 3 4 7   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
16
Bob
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Block
   15 1 1 0 2 4 28/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Aflo Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1480k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:37 (23/8/6) |TD Diff:37 (66 - 29) |Cas Diff:-50 (22/16/4 - 58/25/9)
Last Opponent: Outland