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Background "Quicquid ut venit nos nos superesse" -The 300 "He who establishes a tyranny and does not kill Brutus, and he who establishes a democratic regime and does not kill the sons of Brutus, will not last long." - Niccolo Machiavelli Fans of other franchises will tell you that supporting the SoB's is like watching your sons die. The fans of the SoB's certainly agree. Nobody said the Premiership was going to be easy. Luckily, Brutus had a lot of sons. Milestones Game 50, and to celebrate the last original Son, Hamma Phist was killed. Game 70, Knot Theface becomes the first legend for the Sons. Game 111, and the Sons completed their first ever Human League Premiership Sprint. Game 170, the Sons complete their first Black Box Sprint, finishing 12th with a record of 10/1/5. Game 183, Blitzer Anvil Hammason becomes the second legend for the Sons. Game 185, Hans Stikkyfingers plays his 100th game for the Sons. Game 193, Thrower Hans Stikkyfingers becomes the third legend for the Sons. Game 200, after 200 games the Sons have a record of 88/34/78: Record for first 100 games 40/18/42, vs second 100 games 48/16/36. Game 247, Catcher Snatch Engo becomes the fourth legend for the Sons. Game 251, Blitzer Giva Derufstuf becomes the fifth legend for the Sons. Game 262, the SoBs are sent home from the Wheel of Chaos, following the death of Giva Derufstuf. In hindsight this defeat marked the beginning of the time now know as the Sobbing. The Sons would play at premiership level 3 times in the next 30 games. Game 284, Thrower Chuck Downfield becomes the sixth legend for the Sons, while in the same game Blitzer Brayk Urboans sets a franchise record by scoring 5 touchdowns in a single game. Game 292, the Sons are defeated by the Vault Tec Squad in their last appearance in the Human League Premiership, before resuming their Sobbing. It will be another 22 games before the Sons hit rock bottom. Game 298, Blitzer Brayk Urboans becomes the seventh legend for the Sons. Game 300, Record after 300 games 134/57/109. 46/23/31 for the 201-300 series. Game 314, the Sons hit the darkest days of the Sobbing, fielding a team with 4 journeymen, at 1100TV with Fan Factor 5 (up from a low of 4 a few games before). Game 323, the Sons are defeated by fellow human's UGK in a hard fought match. A return to premiership competition seems to be within their grasp. Game 333, Blitzer Orr Ganmonger becomes the eight legend for the Sons. Game 336, the end of the Sobbing as the Sons play at premiership level for the first time in 44 games. Game 361, the Sons win Black Box Brawl LXXXXI, the sixth Human team to do so. Game 365, Blitzer Axel the Butcher becomes the ninth legend for the Sons. Game 388, Blitzer Phisten Urphace becomes the tenth legend for the Sons. Game 400, Record after 400 games 174/70/156. 40/13/47 for the 301-400 series. Game 423, the Sons win Black Box Brawl CI, their second brawl title. Game 424, the Sons play their last game as contenders, as they are awarded the Season Fifteen Premiership. All future games will be played as champions. Game 434, the Sons become the most played human's in the Box. Game 452, Blitzer Rok Hedsmasha becomes the eleventh legend for the Sons. Game 457, Lineman Ulric Truewing becomes the twelfth legend for the Sons. Game 469, The Sons enter the top ten most played teams in the box, at a fitting 940TV. Rok Hedsmasha and Kilsen Mayums will return. Game 471, Blitzer Kilsen Mayums becomes the thirteenth legend for the Sons. Game 500, Record after 500 games 222/89/189. 48/19/33 for the 401-500 series. First human team to play 500 games in the Blackbox. Game 530, Ogre Gitya Bawls is recruited, and the era that will grow to be known as "Da Fun with Da Suns", begins. Game 558, Blitzer Rok Hedsmasha becomes the first Human to exceed 500SPP in the Box. Game 586, Ogre Gitya Bawls becomes the fourteenth legend for the Sons, and the first ever legendary Ogre on a Human Blackbox team. Game 593, Blitzer Rok Hedsmasha breaks through 600SPP in his 218th game. Game 594, Ogre Gitya Bawls retires following a smashed ankle. "Da Fun with Da Suns" ends. Game 600, Record after 600 games 262/109/229. 40/20/40 for the 501-600 series. Game 619, Blitzer Rok Hedsmasha takes the record for most SPP by a Human player with 684 SPP from 242 games. Game 630, Rok Hedsmasha retires with a staggering 701 SPP, and 252 games. Game 643, The Sons of Brutus are ridden like ponies in their first ever defeat to a stunty team. Game 674, The Sons of Brutus record their 300th win in typical SoB fashion - with only 2 guys left on the pitch at the end of the game! Game 678, The Sons of Brutus field a 16 man team at 2180TV - their highest ever team value. Game 700, Record after 700 games 313/129/258. 51/20/29 for the 601-700 series. Game 713, Blitzer Leav Yableeden becomes the fifteenth legend for the Sons. Game 776, The Sons of Brutus are awarded the first ever Double and are inducted into the Human League Hall of Fame. Game 800, Record after 800 games 368/148/284. 55/19/26 for the 701-800 series. Game 804, Blitzer Gott Grudges becomes the sixteenth legend for the Sons. Game 808, The Sons march their way into the Wheel of Chaos VI main event after being declared the Champions of Tzeentch. Game 816, The Sons commence their Second Sobbing, dropping from 2120 to 1210 with 2 deaths, 3 perms, and 2 MNG's. Game 839, Superstar fouler Richard Hotstone dies on the pitch, the apothecary drinks himself into stupor, while the team and coach crumble beneath nuffle's boot. Game 846, Blitzer Won Moarkil completes the first ever franchise Larson. Game 875, Catcher Gott Staleget becomes the seventeenth legend for the Sons. Game 900, Record after 900 games 416/168/316. 48/20/32 for the 801-900 series. Game 915, The Sons channel the spirit of Hotstone, and enter a new phase in the franchise's history with four dirty players on the playing roster. Past Legends - Knot Theface - The Legend - Anvil Hammason - The Wolf - Hans Stikkyfingers - The Coach - Snatch Engo - The Golden - Giva Derufstuf - The Beast - Chuck Downfield - The Tosser - Brayk Urboans - The Miracle - Orr Ganmonger - The Fighter - Axel the Butcher - The Butcher - Phisten Urphace - The Thief - Rok Hedsmasha - The Greatest - Ulric Truewing - The Journeyman - Kilsen Mayums - The Hawk - Gitya Bawls - The Runner - Leav Yableeden - The Champion - Gott Grudges - The Freak - Gott Staleget - The Mover
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Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Dodge, Stand Firm |
  | 61 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 37 | 7 | 112/176 | 200k
(90+110)k |
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2 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block +AG, Mighty Blow |
  | 14 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 16/31 | 150k
(90+60)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Dodge, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Guard, Dauntless |
m | 46 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 14 | 6 | 82/176 | 200k
(0)k |
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4 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm |
  | 46 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 18 | 2 | 55/76 | 170k
(90+80)k |
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5 |
Thrower
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7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Block, +MA, Accurate, +AG, Dodge |
  | 52 | 34 | 27 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 139/176 | 210k
(70+140)k |
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6 |
Catcher
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8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge Side Step, Guard, Block, Diving Tackle, Tackle |
n | 31 | 5 | 17 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 84/176 | 170k
(60+110)k |
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7 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Block, Stand Firm, Grab |
  | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 5 | 65/76 | 230k
(140+90)k |
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8 |
Catcher
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8 | 2 | 5 | 7 | Catch, Dodge +AG, +AG |
  | 13 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 28/31 | 140k
(60+80)k |
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9 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dirty Player, Wrestle |
  | 24 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 23/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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10 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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11 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Kick, Guard |
n, -ma, m | 64 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 29/31 | 100k
(0)k |
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12 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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13 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -av, m | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(0)k |
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14 |
Catcher
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8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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15 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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16 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | -ag | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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13 players (+3 players missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 999 (470/187/342) | | | TD Diff: | 247 (1378 - 1131) | | | Cas Diff: | -419 (1351/748/310 - 1538/901/389) |
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Last Opponent: Widow's Sons |