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Amsterdam Bistro Crushers
Roster [R] Ogre

The original Amsterdam Bistro Crushers team members



My one and utter frustration. Whenever my Ogres show their Ogre-ness, they have ridiculous walk-overs, but more often then not, this team is plagued by lack of armour breaks on the opposition, games with more then average bonehead failures and through that, just downright frustration... At this point, the goal with this guys is to reach a full grid, and having at the very least one win against every race. After that, they can peacefully go into retirement.

Disclaimer: if things go wrong, the chances of me flipping out exponentially increase... Be warned.

Ogre name generator / Snotling name generator


Re-matches requested or very, VERY deserved
  • knightsweats for this match against Almost Gone, once four of my Ogres have retired and my Snotlings no longer steal armour from the Ogre's locker room
  • Goatslayer's Highway to Smashville, who more or less went to smashED... ville in a one-way traffic road... sorry, match.
  • Relezite's Advanced Geometry for not advancing
  • The Bargin Bin Bandits, led by coach JackH, who became the Bistro Crusher's first Goblin opponent in 87 games, with what was a very exciting game
  • Jeguan for this XFL match in which the game was won with one very amazing turn

    Project 'Snotling Legend'
    The challenge (and FUMBBL badge) is to create a Snotling Legend by letting one actually reach 176 Star Player Points. (Talking about long term goals...). So far, most attempts end with 'Splat!' or 'Splorch!' results, but basically it's the question of what Snotling will survive long enough to (har har) rise above themselves.

    Best All-Time results (20+ SPP's) up to this date
    Xkudr (killed, with the apothecary refusing to come to its aid, by Lynx from Phantom of the Phantera during XFL Master XII): MA5 ST1 AG3 AV5 Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Block, Catch, Diving Catch, Jump Up with 7 completions, 16 touchdowns, 4 casualties and 7 Most Valuable Player awards for 98 Star Player Points in 69 games

    Nor (died quickly by the hands of Ragnolf of the Asgard Ravens United): MA5 ST1 AG3 AV5 Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet with 1 completion, 1 touchdown and 5 Most Valuable Player awards for 29 Star Player Points in 30 games

    Gmutx (did not recover from that latest of hits, this time by The Sick Guy of the Cultists of Chaos): MA4 ST1 AG3 AV5 Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle, Wrestle with 2 touchdowns and 4 Most Valuable Player awards for 26 Star Player Points in 27 games

    Kzotax (killed by Big Ben from the Bluwood Blue Tits): MA5 ST1 AG3 AV5 Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet with 1 completion and 5 Most Valuable Player awards for 26 Star Player Points in 22 games

    Gudt (retired, after a blitz by pektroni from High ki opou mas paei made him genuinely slow): MA3 ST1 AG3 AV5 Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet with 1 touchdown, 1 casualty and 3 Most Valuable Player awards for 20 Star Player Points in 30 games

    Best current result
    Kner: MA5 ST1 AG3 AV5, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle with 1 completion, 3 touchdowns and 1 Most Valuable Player award for 15 Star Player Points in 17 games


    Result tracker
    MatchesRecordTDsCAS
    0-509/8/3335 - 98102/41/22 - 104/26/17
    51-600/1/94 - 2517/6/2 - 10/6/5
    61-701/3/66 - 1429/14/1 - 20/4/2
    71-802/2/69 - 1318/11/6 - 25/6/4
    81-900/2/85 - 2029/13/3 - 21/5/3
    91-1002/1/79 - 2029/13/8 - 26/6/3
    101-1105/0/512 - 2329/10/2 - 43/13/4
    111-1201/0/32 - 67/3/3 - 8/3/1
    121-1300/0/00 - 00/0/0 - 0/0/0


    Cycle Around the World
    The cycle around the world is a small challenge set to myself to fill the grid for Ogres as a first, and to secondary have at least one win against each race. By the team the latter will be reached, I estimate the team will be in its 200+ games, so at that moment, other challenges with other teams will have presented themselves by then.



    Chaos (2/1/4)
    Dark Elf (2/1/6)
    High Elf (1/1/5)
    Human (1/3/6)
    Khemri (1/0/1)
    Lizardmen (1/2/1)
    Necromantic (1/0/3)
    Ogre (7/1/3)
    Skaven (2/0/11)
    Slann (1/2/2)
    Underworld (1/0/1)

    Amazon (0/0/3)
    Chaos Dwarf (0/0/1)
    Chaos Pact (0/0/2)
    Dwarf (0/0/1)
    Elf (0/0/3)
    Goblin (0/1/0)
    Halfling (0/0/1)
    Norse (0/0/4)
    Nurgle (0/0/1)
    Orc (0/0/3)
    Undead (0/3/2)
    Vampire (0/2/6)
    Wood Elf (0/0/5)


    Statistics and Honours


    XFL VIII Ogre round 2 (out of 5)
    XFL IX Ogre round 1 (out of 5)
    XFL XI Ogre round 3 (out of 5)
    XFL XII Ogre round 4 (out of 4) ~ WINNER!
    XFL XII Masters 0/0/3 with 1 TDs (-6) and 12 CAS (+0) for 12th out of 12
    FUMBBL Cup XVII round 1 (out of quite a few)

    Streaks

    Winning: 4 • unbeaten: 4 • without win: 21 • losing: 11

    Top Results

    Highest win: 3-0 • highest loss: 0-7 • most combined touchdowns: 7
    Most casualties inflicted: 10 • most casualties suffered: 8 • most combined casualties: 14


    Badges
    Here are some of the badges the Crushers has won/ earned throughout their games. A few are propably still missing, but we'll update the list as we go along...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Nurelg Meatcleaver
Ogre
4 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Stand Firm, Grab
 -av, -ma 89 1 4 0 60 11 Legend
188
 270k
(140+130)k
  
2
Nagarargl Moonbiter
Ogre
4 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Stand Firm, Grab
 -ma 73 0 6 1 37 9 139/176 240k
(140+100)k
  
3
Ruzzikgat Lungcrusher
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Guard, Dodge, Break Tackle, Tackle, Stand Firm
   113 1 7 0 100 10 Legend
272
 290k
(140+150)k
  
4
Serakk Gutwrencher
Ogre
5 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Juggernaut, Grab, Stand Firm
 n, -av 109 1 4 1 72 9 Legend
204
 270k
(140+130)k
  
5
Seredd the Wanderer
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Stand Firm, Grab
 n 95 0 3 1 35 9 126/176 240k
(140+100)k
  
6
Tarurth Devildealer
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Stand Firm
   35 0 1 1 10 8 65/76 230k
(140+90)k
  
7
Rebakd
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   8 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
8
Mot
Gnoblar
4 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
 -ma 29 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
9
Kam
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   16 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
10
Ktezox
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Kamuzn
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   22 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
12
Kog
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Block
   39 3 2 0 1 0 11/16 50k
(20+30)k
  
13
Ngaxr
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
 -st 32 1 3 0 1 0 12/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
14
Tkob
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   13 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
15
Kner
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   20 1 3 0 0 1 15/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
16
Ntarg
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
16 players  
Coach: SkavenLordVinshqueek Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 2060k / 2260k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:115 (20/17/78) |TD Diff:-138 (82 - 220) |Cas Diff:53 (263/113/47 - 260/71/39)
Last Opponent: Blood Sea Buccaneers