They're back! This time, bored with the ruffians in ranked, the Zoolander gang are back, under the new super sexy moniker "Day Spa Dragons", which narrowly won the straw poll against Derelicte, which upset Mugatu, who shouted at Todd, because this time, bored with the ruffians in ranked, the Zoolander gang, under the new super sexy moniker "Day Spa Dragons", which... where was I.

Derek and gang are going to kick butt in the White Isle League! The guys who made up that name must be colour blind, because the grass is murky green and the sky laden with ugly grey clouds. We don't care, we'll kick ass all the same, because we're really, really, really good looking.

Derek has been practicing Magnum, and if you don't like it then you can Derelicte your balls!