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Clownies
Roster [R] Wood Elf

Elves. The agile race. Born to be kings, champions, …
And in one strange Forest, all Elves are born to be different!
So straight from the laughing forest, send in the Clownies.
They took their Big Top Circus Tent and moved away from their protective forest to make the world laugh.


Though the world is so full of a number things,
I know we should all be as happy as
But are we?
No, definitely no, positively no.
Decidedly no. Mm mm.
Short snotlings have long faces and
Long Treeman have short faces.
Big Orcs have little humor
And Dwarves have no humor at all!
And in the words of that immortal buddy
Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead
To the guillotine:

Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
(Ha ha!)
My dad said "Be a bloodbowlstar, my son
But be a comical one
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines"

Now you could hang with "Morg n Thorg" and be quite elite
And you can win from Halflings and have nothin' to eat
Just slip on a banana peel
While trying to leap,
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Big Top Tent
Treeman
2 7 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+ST, Multiple Block
   15 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 190k
(120+70)k
  
2
Piesy in the skysy
Wardancer
8 4 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Side Step, +ST
   9 0 3 0 2 1 18/31 190k
(120+70)k
  
3
Red Nose
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Groucho
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge
   14 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
Jellybean
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Wrestle
   15 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
6
Esmaralda
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
   3 2 1 0 0 0 5/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
Blinky
Lineman
7 4 4 7
+ST
   15 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 120k
(70+50)k
  
8
Krusty
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Wrestle
   14 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
9
Confetti
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge
   14 2 1 0 0 1 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Pepin
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Guard
   15 1 1 0 2 0 8/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
11
Patch
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge
   14 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
12
Ringmaster Thomas
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Strip Ball, Frenzy
   13 1 6 0 3 1 30/31 160k
(120+40)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Byrencia Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1670k (±420) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (9/5/1) |TD Diff:15 (29 - 14) |Cas Diff:-8 (8/4/1 - 14/5/2)
Last Opponent: NordicPower