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Gitzzzzz
Retired [R] Goblin

Booked as half time entertainment for the Purity Cup, Marvello's travelling circus troupe had no idea of the alternate career path they were about to embark upon.
The first half between Ironclad Decimators and Da Goff Boyz had been particularly brutal with the majority of both teams now in the dugouts, stands and in various puddles across the pitch.The gobbos were running through their usual chaotic circus routine, juggling chainsaws, acrobatic leaping squigs and the like when the remaining players retook the pitch.
Insensed by the interruption to the performance the troll bouncers, Boork and Buogr, promptly smashed into the interlopers. Once the dust, clouds of spraying blood, flying limbs etc had settled only the gobbos and trolls remained standing. Duly declared the winners they collected the winnings and swiftly left town. Realising their new calling the troupe rebranded as

GITZZZZZ

This was after all the name called after them as they legged it.

The NAF swiftly removed the gobbo's name from the trophy and instead awarded the win to the Decimators as one player was found still holding the ball. The fact that it was only his arm left and the rest of his body was never found didn't sway their judgement. After all it would be embarrassing for Dwarves and Orcs to lose to a bunch of clowns.

Hall Of Fame

Best Damn Pogoer to ever grace this game.

One of the best trolls eva
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Balfkruncha
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Grab, Stand Firm
 n, n 67 0 1 0 34 7 106/ 220k
(110+110)k
  
2
Big Ern
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Strong Arm
   16 0 0 0 8 5 41/ 170k
(110+60)k
  
3
Gralk DeffWhizz
Fanatic
3 7 2 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Grab
 -ag 68 0 0 0 19 5 63/ 170k
(70+100)k
  
4
Pierre Le Strange
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Block, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet
 -ma, n 97 1 9 0 6 4 60/ 130k
(40+90)k
  
5
Stinkbreff Squidface
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   15 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
6
Carl Da Choppa Coldnose
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   24 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Nacho Nikita
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
 -av 36 1 3 0 2 2 24/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
8
Andy No Hands Anderson
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle
   2 0 3 0 1 0 11/ 70k
(40+30)k
  
9
Diego DrunkAs Fark
'Ooligan
6 2 3 7
Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Lucy Loose Lip Flanagan
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Foul Pete Putridpong
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   22 0 2 0 2 1 15/ 70k
(40+30)k
  
12
Wings Malloy
Doom Diver
6 2 3 7
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
Dodge
 m 4 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 80k
(0)k
  
13
Olaf Wild Winds Organskull
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Jymm da Pyrate
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Keef "Da Teef"
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Felicity Da Finga Foultooth
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Block
   30 0 0 0 7 3 29/ 90k
(40+50)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: eldritchfox Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1690k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1770k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:224 (61/36/127) |TD Diff:-174 (227 - 401) |Cas Diff:-280 (362/148/61 - 622/154/75)
Last Opponent: Modern Jerks