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Dhakke Delussionez iz teamz kaptajn. Wery klear afte 3 gamez from hem and 4 from teh teamz. (killed in his 65th game, the team´s 68th, first round of XFL goblins 2020 in an utterly incredible dicing, the saw didn't even bother to foul him, just stood next to him, pogoer had to do the dirty job) Yes, we hate you for this nuffle.
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A rookie goblin was close of doing a larson in our 4th game. Tried to score for 10 turns, the intercept, cas and pass was already cleared. On my own offence for these 10 turns with Phuty Phath Zykkopatz, but the leaping frogs had incredible dice and we just werent strong enough to face those dice. Very very very annoying. Lost the game with 0-3, all my effort went to the larson.

Oufkh´s daughter of animosity killed DocMaXX´s 308 spp vamp Jürgen on a blitz in our 6th game, with three assists. Apo kills as well! Regen works. Damn! ;-D She has also niggled a ratogre on a 3-dice blitz from the ratogre.

After loosing 0-5 (!) vs some pro elves... *sacrifices the whole population of a small off-road gobbo-village, believing that we have caused nuffle´s divine and sincere wrath* It was a true, slow nightmare.

Our dear bomber Maglubiyet killed El-baisir, a tombguardian with mb and jugger on a turn 1 bomb-toss in game 28! Woohooo!

Soundtrack of the team:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwiSqJIrso&t=676s
Thanks simpalak for the idea!

Conclusion after 40 games:
Most won in a row: 3...
Most lost in a row: 7......
I struggle to play them at tv 1700 where they usually are now. Too hard competition up here. Cant really afford to get bribes. I need to play them better. Some silly mistake from my side and its uphill the rest of the game. Regardless of the result, that is how it feels. Need to change that feeling...


PLACE - TOURNEYS
*Lost in the 1st turn of a TW-2000 minor. Totally awful game with 0 spps and blablablabla...*
*Lost in 2nd turn of XFL 2013*


Retired my +ag bomber Maglubiyet when she got her third skill. Cant afford to keep a niggled player with two "wasted" skills. Gobbos are way too hard for that. Very unusual for me to sack a player I really like. Played 41 of 42 games in total for the team. Buhu.. Instead I got my 2nd dp, now die!

And a very harsh retirement... but I really have to do it to stand a chance at higher tv...
Hashak, ag5 pogoer with block, tackle, sure feet and 116 spps in 42 games. Amazing. But the niggle and -av just aint working any longer.

Dhakke Delussionez
134 spp. Killed in his 65th game, the team´s 68th, first round of XFL goblins 2020 in an utterly incredible dicing, the saw didn't even bother to foul him, just stood next to him, pogoer had to do the dirty job) Yes, we hate you for this nuffle.


Get Leap on chainsaw.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Side Step
  13 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
2
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge
  5 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
4
Doom Diver
7 2 3 7
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
Dodge, +MA, Catch
  14 0 1 0 0 6 33/51 130k
(60+70)k
 
5
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step
  26 0 3 0 4 2 27/31 90k
(40+50)k
 
6
'Ooligan
6 2 4 7
Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet, Side Step
n 14 0 5 0 3 2 31/51 150k
(70+80)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
  25 1 1 0 3 2 20/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Block, Side Step
  69 0 1 0 4 5 36/51 120k
(40+80)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
  27 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
14
Fanatic
3 7 2 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow, Grab, Guard
-ag 61 0 0 0 8 4 36/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
15
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Strong Arm, Guard, Juggernaut, Break Tackle
  71 0 0 0 21 6 72/76 190k
(110+80)k
 
16
Troll
4 6 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Juggernaut, +ST, Multiple Block, Block, Guard
  72 0 0 0 59 4 138/176 250k
(110+140)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Dhaktokh Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1790k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1790k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:72 (31/12/29) |TD Diff:-5 (93 - 98) |Cas Diff:-30 (125/53/26 - 166/52/16)
Last Opponent: Alchemical United