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P [R] Dark Elf

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Set Fire To Your Hair
Blitzer
7 4 4 8
Block
+ST, Tackle
   9 1 5 0 2 1 25/31 170k
(100+70)k
  
2
Poke A Grizzly Bear
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step
   9 1 5 0 1 0 18/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
3
Medicine That's Out Of Date
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step
   9 3 1 0 5 0 16/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
4
Dancing Piranha Bait
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   9 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
5
Toaster Trouble
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Diving Tackle
 n, m 9 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 90k
(0)k
  
7
Failure To Fly
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Diving Tackle
   9 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
8
Eat Tainted Pie
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   9 1 1 0 2 0 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
9
Psycho Killer Mask Face
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   8 1 0 0 1 2 13/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
No Helmet Outer Space
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Diving Tackle, Guard
   9 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
11
Clothes Dryer Hiding Place
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
Nerves Of Steel, Accurate
   9 13 1 0 0 0 16/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
12
Keep A Biting Snake Pet
Assassin
6 3 4 7
Shadowing, Stab
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
13
Sell Kidneys On Internet
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Foolish Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1540k (±230) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1630k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (4/3/2) |TD Diff:2 (16 - 14) |Cas Diff:-1 (7/6/3 - 13/3/1)
Last Opponent: McCarthyists