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First team to win two FUMBBL tournaments

2515 Box Dwarf Team of the season






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Current Players
Past Players
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Active
TopName#
GamesPile-driver
Hammer Graniteheart
Bellows Fireshadow
50
Completions (18)Adze Stonebreaker
5
Touchdowns (68)Adze Stonebreaker
10
Interceptions (1)
Casualties (177)Pile-driver
61
Most Valuable Player (53)Barrow Boulderquarry
Bradawl Moonbeard
6
Star Player Points (843)Pile-driver
142
Passing (27)Chisel Ironshod
2
Rushing (1433)Adze Stonebreaker
164
Blocks (2606)Pile-driver
367
Fouls (48)Bellows Fireshadow
11
Scoring ThrowerAdze Stonebreaker
5
Blocking ThrowerAdze Stonebreaker
4
Blocking ScorerAdze Stonebreaker
4
TripleAdze Stonebreaker
4
All-rounder


All-Time
TopName#
GamesPile-driver
Hammer Graniteheart
Bellows Fireshadow
50
Completions (18)Adze Stonebreaker
5
Touchdowns (68)Shovel Earthdig
37
Interceptions (1)Rake Sunderseam
1
Casualties (177)Pile-driver
61
Most Valuable Player (53)Barrow Boulderquarry
Bradawl Moonbeard
6
Star Player Points (843)Shovel Earthdig
144
Passing (27)Rake Sunderseam
9
Rushing (1433)Shovel Earthdig
850
Blocks (2606)Pile-driver
367
Fouls (48)Bellows Fireshadow
11
Scoring ThrowerAdze Stonebreaker
5
Blocking ThrowerAdze Stonebreaker
4
Blocking ScorerAdze Stonebreaker
Rake Sunderseam
4
TripleAdze Stonebreaker
4
All-rounderRake Sunderseam
1







1st 10 games - 6/4/0, TD Diff 10 (15-5), CAS Diff 33 (20/15/4-4/0/2), RIP Diff 2, FF 8, TV 1420, 11 players
2nd 10 games - 5/3/2, TD Diff 15 (28-13), CAS Diff 46 (39/26/8-18/4/5), RIP Diff 3, FF 9, TV 1550, 11 players (+1 missing)
3rd 10 games - 9/0/1, TD Diff 29 (46-17), CAS Diff 68 (51/36/14-23/5/5), RIP Diff 9, FF 11, TV 1820, 12 players
4th 10 games - 8/0/2, TD Diff 36 (59-23), CAS Diff 97 (74/49/19-33/7/5), RIP Diff 14, FF 11, TV 1930, 12 players (+1 missing)
5th 10 games - 4/1/5, TD Diff 33 (69-36), CAS Diff 117 (97/58/25-45/12/6), RIP Diff 19, FF 7, TV 1680, 11 players (+1 missing), Treasury 580K
6th 10 games - 0/2/0

Record vs. Races:
Chaos - 1/1/3
Chaos Pact - 1/0/0
Dark Elf - 0/1/0
Dwarf - 3/2/2
Halfling - 2/0/0
Human - 6/0/2
Khemri - 2/0/0
Lizardmen - 0/1/2
Necromantic - 0/3/0
Norse - 4/0/0
Nurgle - 3/1/0
Orc - 5/0/0
Slann - 1/0/0
Skaven - 4/0/1
Vampire - 0/1/0
Wood Elf - 1/1/1

August/September 2013 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
1. 1-1 Tie vs. Komodo Blacks (Cas 5/0/0 vs. 0/0/0, 2 fouls for vs. 0 against)

October/November 2013 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
0 games :(

December 2013/January 2014 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
0 games :(

February/March 2014 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
1. 1-2 Loss vs. Hanson's Roughriders (Cas 1/2/1 vs. 0/2/0, 0 fouls for vs. 1 against)
2. 2-1 Win vs. Ihwars Boyz (Cas 0/2/0 vs. 2/1/1, 0 fouls for vs. 2 against)
3. 2-0 Win vs. Uggs (Cas 0/1/0 vs. 0/0/0, 0 fouls for vs. 1 against)

April/May 2014 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
1. 1-2 Loss vs. Inglorius Followers (was also round 1 of the WoC Favoured of Nurgle)
2. 2-1 Win vs. Blackbox Travelers
WoC V: Favoured Of Nurgle
Round 1 - 1-2 Loss (see Apr/May Black Box Sprint)

June/July 2014 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
0 games :(

Aug/Sep 2014 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
1. 2-1 Win vs. [FTBG]Khemri Project (was also round 1 of FUMBBL B Minor HW VI (TW 1860))
2. 2-0 Win vs. Elgrun Brutes (was also round 2 of FUMBBL B Minor HW VI (TW 1860))
3. 2-0 Win vs. Epic Failures of Foresight (was also round 4 of FUMBBL B Minor HW VI (TW 1860), round 3 was a forfeit win)
4. 2-0 Win vs. Ziurkes valdo (was also Final of FUMBBL B Minor HW VI (TW 1860)

FUMBBL B Minor HW VI (TW 1860) - 2-0 W Final

Oct/Nov 2014 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
0 games :(

Dec 2014/Jan 2015 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
1. 2-1 Win vs. DonnyRainboe
2. 1-0 Win (C) vs. tykoonfranky
3. 2-1 Win vs. PainState
4. 2-0 Win vs. McCoys13

Crown of Sand VI Qualifier V Winner
Crown Of Sand VI Lost in Final

WoC VI: Tzeentch Qualifiers - round 2 loss

Black Box Brawl CLXXXXIV - lost in round 2

Black Box Brawl CCI - lost in round 1

FUMBBL Black Cup VII - lost in round 3

FUMBBL B Minor HW VIII TW 1980 - Lost in round 3 to the superior dorf coach

Crown Of Sand VIII : Qualifier VI - Dwarf, Vampire, Chaos Pact - Lost in round 1 dicing





The Tools did not suffer a single CAS until game 3, where they endured 2 BHs. They then went 5 more games without another CAS against

The Tools suffered nothing worse than a Badly Hurt until game 9, where they suffered the team's first 2 RIPs along with another BH. This is also a game they ill-advisedly stalled and ended up not getting the win

The infamous games 3 and 9 were against Necro teams managed by the same coach, the wiley Shephard! The Cult of Chevrolet went on to retire, though not from the Tools

In the first 12 games, the Tools never lost... but the 5 games in which they conceded 1 or more TDs, they ended up drawing. In the first 30 games, the Tools only suffered 3 losses

The team's first loss was in Game #13 (unlucky) against some really crafty Lizards. We made 'em pay but Nuffle goosed us at all the wrong times. This was the only game the Tools were held scoreless in the first 30 games. Loss #2 was also against Lizards. Loss #3 was against humans in a WoC V dicing

The Tools had 15 multi-TD games in their first 30 games, including a pair of 3-0 victories. There were 14 wins, 1 tie (2-2) and no losses in those games.

The Tools also had 6 1-0 wins and 6 1-1 ties in their first 30 games. 2 of those wins were concessions (here and here)

In the first 30 games, the Tools only conceded 17 TDs and 33 CAS against (5 RIPs, 5 SI with one perm SI). The team Apothecary has never managed to save a RIP nor a stat-break in the first 23 games, but since then he has saved a few (can't remember when the first one was)

The Tools' dirtiest game so far has to be this 6 Foul PO fest. There was also a crowd push that resulted in a CAS on a GR. The rats gave nearly as good as they got

The first Tool Emerging Star to be broken was Pick Sunderseam, who died the game he reached this level. The first Tool Star Player to be broken was Buzz-saw, who died the 1st game after reaching this level. Both players died giving it their all on the pitch. The first tool to be stat-broken was Maul Mithrilfist who was retired after apothecary failed in this WoC V dicing

The first healthy Tool to be retired was Chisel Ironshod. He was let go in the midst of a Tournament (see below) to cut TV after the opponent he was hired to face was a no-show.

The Tools win this coach's first FUMBBL tournament - FUMBBL B Minor HW VI (TW 1860). The final score was 2-0. The rats had some bad dice in the 1st half and we pounced on the opportunity. Then we farmed SPP in the 2nd half.

The Tools get their 20th Win in their 30th game against coach PainState's blackbox buccaneers. The matchup was kind of lopsided but the humans never quit

The Tools usually only increase the roster to 13 when they are entering a tournament. But when they do, they call Chisel Ironshod!

The Tools add to their achievements by winning their first FUMBBL major qualifier - Crown of Sand VI Qualifier V Winner. In the Crown Of Sand VI they lost in the Final

The Tools got their first Interception in game 39 during the first round of the WoC VI: Tzeentch Qualifiers. Rake Sunderseam jumped onto the team's top lists in 2 categories, but failed to complete a pass for a chance at my first ever Larson. Rake has always had ball-handling issues

The first time the Tools increased their roster to 14 was when they hired Crucible Slaggrip during the Black Box Brawl CLXXXXIV when two players were missing the next game

The Tools suffer their most emberassing loss in the team's history. Nuffle loves cpomb derp more than solid positional play. The book of grudges has been updated, there will be a reckoning

The Tools' 50th game caps off the worst 10 game streak the team has ever endured: 4/1/5 (first losing streak), 1st loss against dwarves, loss of FF (32 wins vs. 10 losses and we're only 7), currently training a new runner, and sporting only 1 runner and 1 slayer. Nuffle has ridden this team hard and put it away wet. The next 50 games will be spent punishing anyone we face







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Tools To Remember






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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Fend
  7 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
3
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dodge, Guard, Side Step, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  46 9 13 0 4 4 76/176 200k
(80+120)k
 
4
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Tackle, Juggernaut
  33 2 4 0 9 4 52/76 170k
(80+90)k
 
5
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
6
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
7
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Fend, Mighty Blow, Grab
  54 0 0 0 21 5 67/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
8
Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Fend, Mighty Blow, +ST
  37 0 1 0 11 6 55/76 180k
(70+110)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Stand Firm
  53 0 0 0 7 3 29/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Fend, Mighty Blow, Dauntless
  54 0 0 0 17 6 64/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
11
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Fend
  55 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
12
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Fend
  48 0 1 0 7 2 27/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
15
Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
-ag 1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
12 players  
Coach: Cavetroll Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1790k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 240k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1790k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:55 (33/11/11) |TD Diff:34 (74 - 40) |Cas Diff:118 (106/61/28 - 53/16/8)
Last Opponent: New Vamps on the Blood