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Skinky Dink
Retired [S] Skink

Despite their less than reputable-sounding name, the Dinks hail directly from the wealthiest district of the infamously well-to-do Shocker City. Herein you will find some of the best bred (and fed) reptilians in the known world.

The Shocker City Skanks have already wowed the country with their effortless dominance of cricket, rugger, croquet, golf and mass tea imbibing - now they look to assert their elegant play style on the fabled blood bowl pitch.

Leading the charge (and carrying his trusty and apparently rules-legal) diamond stabber is Captain Crab Stab, possibly the least scrupulous reptile on the squad. He is flanked by the teams surreptitiously aristocratic raptors Dick Danger Dino and Rick Rapture Raptor (both wealthy land barons).

Rory Rethink made his fortune in logging and philosophical non-fiction pamphlets; Senior Stink in parfum and industry; Rinky Dink in the printing press; Hoodwink in Criminal Litigation and Synced Slink in exquisite timepieces.

On the Brink is a gentleman-cum-adventurer-cum-explorer; Inky Pink is a famed aristocrat-musician and Spelter Zinc is known for his litany of tremendously productive mines.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dick Danger Dino
Raptor
8 2 3 7
Dauntless, Dodge, Frenzy, No Hands, Side Step, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
2
Rick Rapture Raptor
Raptor
8 2 3 7
Dauntless, Dodge, Frenzy, No Hands, Side Step, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
3
Captain Crab Stab
Adept of Sotek
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stab, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Rory Rethink Jnr.
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
  
5
Senior Stink
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 55k
(55+0)k
  
6
Rinky Dink
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
  
7
Hood Wink
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 55k
(55+0)k
  
8
Synced Slink
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
  
9
On the Brink
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 55k
(55+0)k
  
10
Inky Pink
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
  
11
Spelter Zinc
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 55k
(55+0)k
  
12
Biggy Think
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Anzelak Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Skink Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1065k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1065k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (0/1/1) |TD Diff:-1 (2 - 3) |Cas Diff:-3 (3/1/0 - 2/4/1)
Last Opponent: Sgt Snorrums Bashy L