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Many years ago, legendary bashy coach Vincent T. Lungbasher was forced into retirement by the evil Nuffle commissioner, Paul Goodwinliabue. The commissioner left Lungbasher only one option to continue his coaching career: Coach your nemisis! Yes, coach elves! Was there ever a choice? Hell no! Lungbasher packed his bags and left his Ork Bay Packers and the frozen Tundra of SLAMbeau field. He eventually ended up "down under" in Lostrailia. He threw away his thermal underwear and doned the sunblock and short pants (with suspenders). Would someone please tell him to get rid of the black dress socks and to shave his back?! He grew his hair long and now wears dark sunglasses wherever he goes. He coaches from the box and lets his assistant and former player, Ray Gitzkey, work the sidelines. He constantly worries: Is his secret safe? |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step Tackle |
  | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 8/ | 130k
(145)k |
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2 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Guard |
  | 15 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11/ | 90k
(80)k |
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3 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 15 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6/ | 80k
(70)k |
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4 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | +MA, Dodge |
  | 15 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 22/ | 110k
(120)k |
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5 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 7/ | 80k
(70)k |
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6 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | +AG, +AG |
-ag | 15 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 23/ | 140k
(110)k |
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7 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6/ | 80k
(70)k |
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8 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step Leap, Dodge |
  | 15 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 26/ | 150k
(170)k |
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9 |
Catcher
|
8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel Guard |
n | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9/ | 130k
(123)k |
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10 |
Thrower
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass Sure Hands, Dodge |
  | 13 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 23/ | 110k
(123)k |
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11 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Dauntless |
  | 15 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 26/ | 110k
(95)k |
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12 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Kick |
  | 12 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11/ | 80k
(70)k |
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13 |
Catcher
|
8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 100k
(128)k |
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14 |
Catcher
|
8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel Dodge |
  | 5 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7/ | 120k
(143)k |
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14 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 15 (5/0/10) | | | TD Diff: | -18 (18 - 36) | | | Cas Diff: | -1 (13/9/3 - 16/6/4) |
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Last Opponent: Naggarithy Narns |