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Dorfette: Hi, we're the Crowdsmurfs! Papa: And we're here to dorf you up! Dorfette: What Papa means is that we're a kinder, gentler Dorfish team. Papa: That's not what I meant, and you know it. Don't put words in me mouth, young dorfy! Brainy: The Crowdsmurfs were built on the zone-chain theories of Matt G. Slater and the Cult of Position, as an examination of the purposes and limits of Tackle Zones. Grouchy: I hate Tackle Zones! Jokey: Aaw, that's too bad, Grouchy. Here, I dorfed you up a present! Grouchy: For me? Jokey: Yep! Jokey blocks Grouchy. Block Roll: [POW/PUSH] Block Result: [POW/PUSH] Armor Roll: [6] [2] Rolled total of 8 Grouchy has been saved by his armour Jokey: Haaa-haaa! Clumsy: Here, Grouchy, let me help you up! Grouchy: NoooooOOOOO! Clumsy fouls Grouchy. Armor Roll: [6] [3] Rolled total of 9+1 assist = 10. The armour of Grouchy has been broken. Injury Roll: [6] [4] Rolled total of 10. Grouchy has suffered a Casualty. Casualty Roll: [2] [6] Grouchy has been Badly Hurt. Papa did not spot the foul. Clumsy: Sorry, Grouchy. Grouchy: I hate Badly Hurt! Papa: Shut up, you're Cas. Why are you Cas? Lazy bum! Hefty: We use our natural Dorfish strength to dorf our way into control of the game. We don't have to hurt you to control you. Handy: I dorfed us a nice-lookin' playbook. Got Grab chains an' first turn crowd-dorfs an' all! Harmony: And I wrote us a darn-doodley-dorfy fight song! Wanna hear it? All: NO! Dorfette: Not yet. Papa: After I'm gone, maybe. But I don't get all this crazy Grab stuff. Surfing, sure. But what happened to good ol' Mighty Blow/Dorfing On? Brainy: It's still out there, Papa. But if we want to dorf our mark on this world, it's not going to be the way everybody does it. So we all agreed we'd try a new game plan. This one has been dorferaging two surfs a game: let's dorf it. Papa: I don't remember that. Dorfette: Papa, do you remember what Chef dorfed for dinner last night? Papa: Far as I know, we're just all Guarding up. Brainy: Well, Papa, Guarding up is step one. Papa: Step two is follow up, dorf another block, and POMB! Right? Brainy: Well, no. We don't all have to do that. Papa: Well, YOU don't. That's because you're the milkdorf's boy. But the rest of us can... Handy: Guard, Dorf Firm, Mighty Dorf! Harmony: Guard, Grab, Dorf Firm! Hefty: Guard, Dorf Firm, Juggernaut! Greedy: Guard, Grab, Side Step, Mighty Dorf, Dorfing On, Pro, Jump Up, Wrestle, Dirty Dorfer, Dorfy Git, Break Tackle, Accurate.... Handy: You forgot Fend! Greedy: No I didn't. But I did forget Dorfernaut. Papa: Pansies! Grouchy: I hate Pansies! Papa: Shut up, you're Cas. Dreamy: So there you have it. One day, the Crowdsmurfs will change the way people think about Blood Bowl! Vanity: We're swell. Handy: Just don't tell Papa! |
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Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Juggernaut |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16/ | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Guard |
3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 5 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Block |
4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12/ | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 6 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/ | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 7 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8/ | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 8 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 9 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 10 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 12/ | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 11 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 12 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 13 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 4 (3/0/1) | | | TD Diff: | 0 (6 - 6) | | | Cas Diff: | 15 (12/6/0 - 2/1/0) |
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