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Half-Life Glowing
Roster [L] Dwarf

Half-Life Glowing was formed when eleven men were offered the opportunity to swap a life of mining uranium for glory on the sportsfield.

By this time the men had spent so long around radioactive materials that they had begun to decay themselves and were only half the height of their above-ground brethren. Even so, they leaped at the chance, if you can call getting four inches off the ground a "leap".







Players that have undergone terminal decay -

Radium-226. Founder member. 9 games. Killed by an unskilled Amazonian.
Radon-222. 3 games. Killed during a mass-casualty event hosted by Retro21.
Bismuth-214. 5 games. Retired after another mass-casualty event by AdyBrooke.
Strontium-90. Founder member. 14 games. Retired by AdyBrooke.
Lead-210. 1 game. Fouled to death on his debut by a snotling.
Thorium-234. Founder member. 20 games. Retired after smashing his collar bone.
Polonium-210. Played 6 games without earning an SPP. Resurrected after dying to a zombie.
Bismuth-210. Played 8 games but developed a dangerous niggle in his molecular structure.
Cobalt-57. Founder member. 23 games. Retired after unusual instability was detected in his nucleus.
Lead-214. Founder member. 27 games. Killed by a vicious ST4 pro-elf blitzer.
Polonium-218. Founder member. Retired after a crack appeared at a sub-atomic level.
Neptunium-237. Founder member. 65 spp. Killed by an Amazonian catcher after his third failed "sure-hands" pick-up of the match.
Technetium-99. Founder member. 38 games before his quarks were quorked by an unskilled line-elf and he had to retire.
Gadolinium-153. 16 games, 4 spp. Fouled to death by a rookie beastman
Cadmium-109. Founder member. 44 games, 80 spp. Collar bone smashed after being mistakenly one-die blocked by a noob marauder.
Polonium-214. 41 games, 8 spp. A slow starter. Lost a great deal of strength after colliding with a vicious monkey.

In two matches played on the same day
- caused one BH
- sustained six BH, four permanent injuries and one death
This prompted the team manager to acquire the use of a high-energy particle accelerator, known as Hadron. After Hadron triple-skulled on a game-ending TD drive it was melted down for scrap.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thorium-230
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   34 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
2
Proactinium-234
Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Fend, Dodge, Pro
 -ag 54 0 0 0 22 7 79/176 180k
(70+110)k
  
3
Americium-241
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   28 0 0 0 5 3 25/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
4
Manganese-54
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   11 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Cobalt-60
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Kick, Tackle, Fend
   26 1 19 2 0 1 67/76 160k
(80+80)k
  
7
Barium-133
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Dodge, Tackle, Leader, Kick-Off Return
   54 3 36 0 7 3 140/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
8
Carbon-14
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Tackle, Guard
   10 1 1 0 0 3 19/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
9
Thallium-208
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   30 0 2 1 9 4 46/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
10
Europium-152
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Juggernaut, Stand Firm
   16 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
11
Polonium-216
Troll Slayer
5 4 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
+ST, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Juggernaut
   32 0 0 0 16 4 52/76 200k
(90+110)k
  
12
Tritium
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
Uranium-234
Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+ST, Guard
   32 0 2 0 4 1 19/31 140k
(70+70)k
  
12 players  
Coach: knightsweats Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1910k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 1690k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1910k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:55 (37/9/9) |TD Diff:42 (82 - 40) |Cas Diff:80 (88/34/20 - 36/19/7)
Last Opponent: Vihinghi Briahi