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Pilgrims of the Ferrous Lady
P [L] Halfling

One evening, roughly two minutes before midnight, a small band of plucky, hairy, little pilgrims decided it was time to put an end to all of the wasted years and to leave the sanctuary of Sleepy Wood bringing news of their Ferrous Lady to a broader audience.

Unused to travel they frequently found themselves to be strangers in a strange land and were often greeted as invaders. Several times the Dozers were forced to run to the hills, most notably during a rather distressing musical interlude in Transylvania.

Despite the hardships and fond memories of life back in the village the group pressed on, trying to tame a land and picking up the basics of a game called "Fumbbl" as they went. The tryouts were a revelation and soon sorted the flings from the weekend warriors.

The evil that men do to halflings frequently tests the skills of Charlotte, who despite all rumours to the contrary is the team doctor and not anything else. Although some players have died with their boots on, Charlotte has made sure that heaven can wait to greet many of the others.

It's not been easy for the Dozers and the team motto says it all, "Be quick or be dead, unless you're a huge tree, then you might be fine standing still."
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
I'm not a number, I'm a tree man
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
Spruce Dickinson
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle
   3 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
3
Posco "Wrathchild" Goodbarrel
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
4
Largo Wickerman
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Osborn "Trooper" Brownstoat
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
"Prowler" Beau Goodhead
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Genrill Boffin "Prodigal Son"
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Powerslave Junior
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Filibert "Moonchild" Silverstar
Halfling Hopeful
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Alexander the Great Baker
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Sam "Seventh Son" Shortpipe
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
"Clairvoyant" Minto Skywatcher
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Charlie "Tailgunner" Quickarrow
Halfling Hopeful
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
"Fugitive" Freddie Swiftfoot
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Wellby the Cake Assassin
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: knightsweats Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 880k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 910k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (1/0/2) |TD Diff:-4 (3 - 7) |Cas Diff:-5 (9/1/0 - 10/3/2)
Last Opponent: Aspiring Masterchef Candidates