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[L] Simyin
Real Salt Ape was scraped together from the monkey pits surrounding a very salty lake. Just... too much attitude. They've brought that attitude to the USL, and then the MLS, with absolutely no beneficial effect. Their suck is routine, their scoring is sporadic, it's like they don't really grasp the game. That's good news for everyone else in the MLS, except Real Salt Ape fans... Aww, screw em, they should've picked a better team. Participated in: We did some things:   Who do we hate? DC United. We just can't foul them enough. We tried. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Silverback
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5 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Extra Arms, Grab, Loner, Mighty Blow, Wild Animal |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 140k
(140+0)k |
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| 2 |
Gorilla
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5 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Extra Arms, Grab |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 100k
(100+0)k |
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| 3 |
Gorilla
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6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Extra Arms, Grab +MA, Break Tackle |
22 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 23/31 | 150k
(100+50)k |
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| 4 |
Gorilla
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5 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Extra Arms, Grab +AG, Dodge |
22 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 30/31 | 160k
(100+60)k |
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| 5 |
Gorilla
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5 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Extra Arms, Grab Block, Dodge |
22 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 24/31 | 150k
(100+50)k |
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| 6 |
Chimpanzee
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Extra Arms, Wrestle Strip Ball, Tackle |
20 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 21/31 | 120k
(80+40)k |
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| 7 |
Chimpanzee
|
8 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Extra Arms, Wrestle +MA |
8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9/16 | 110k
(80+30)k |
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| 9 |
Bonobo
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Extra Arms Block, Wrestle |
22 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 22/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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| 10 |
Bonobo
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Extra Arms Wrestle |
20 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 11 |
Bonobo
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Extra Arms |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 12 |
Bonobo
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Extra Arms Guard |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12/16 | 80k
(50+30)k |
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| 15 |
Orangutan
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Extra Arms, Strong Arm Pass |
4 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15/16 | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 16 |
Orangutan
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4 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Extra Arms, Strong Arm Accurate |
-ma | 10 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12/16 | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| Games Played: | 22 (2/8/12) | | | TD Diff: | -20 (22 - 42) | | | Cas Diff: | -2 (21/12/5 - 26/7/7) |
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| Last Opponent: Montreal Im-PACT | |||||||