50 coaches online • Server time: 18:40
* * * Did you know? The most aggressive player is Taku the Second with 6628 blocks.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Super League - Bigge...goto Post Kick off - TONIGHT! ...goto Post What is the pairing ...
Der Green Tide Yoof Sekshun
Retired [L] Goblin

The Great Gobbo says:

"Az der kwality o me toadz getz betta an betta, moar an moar gobboz wanna play Blud Bowl fer der Tide. Owevva gone arr der dayz wen yew kud jus show up an play (dat wuz last week) an so now I az sent deese ladz off ter Kislev ter see wot dey iz made of apart frum skwishy bitz.

Survive an yew mite get a shot at der big time! ROLL TIDE!"

Unfortunately the Kislev guard have taken a rather dim view of the 'Yoof Sekshun' and have published the following report:

"These 'Yoofs' are completely amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

The 'Yoof Sekshun' are part magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or 'Bling'.

They see their life as glamorous and cool.

The 'Yoof Sekshun' are for the most part extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A 'Yoof' has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of cart modification.

All 'Yoofs' think that they are as hard as nails. Again, this is false. The 'Yoofs' attitude depends heavily on the number of team-mates backing him up. If he's on his own, he'll skulk along anonymously. In numbers, he'll challenge anyone to anything."
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Spoogle Elfata
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Nerves Of Steel
   31 3 3 1 3 2 30/ 90k
(40+50)k
  
2
Agrosh Warteeta
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   33 1 0 1 1 2 15/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
3
Tennunt Xport
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
4
Grebbo Redeye
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   22 1 1 0 2 1 13/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
5
Gob Greesyair
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Nikk Yerkarr
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
7
Krikkrakk Brokenife
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet
 m 27 1 0 0 3 3 22/ 80k
(0)k
  
8
Dakk Growlgut
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Sprint
   15 0 1 0 3 2 19/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
9
Vnaark Deathgivva
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint
   33 27 5 0 2 4 66/ 140k
(40+100)k
  
10
Lamburt Enbuttla
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(0)k
  
11
Hnaak Nutkikka
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Agash Flemlung
Goblin
7 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, +AG
   19 2 3 0 4 2 29/ 110k
(40+70)k
  
13
Grunda Stinkbreff
Goblin
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Catch, Side Step, Diving Catch
   32 8 11 0 1 3 58/ 130k
(40+90)k
  
14
Yannurk Orckikka
Goblin
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Nerves Of Steel, +ST
   32 5 1 0 2 4 32/ 140k
(40+100)k
  
15
Jinka Biteface
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   31 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Haddra Snakekatcha
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet
   33 1 1 0 1 2 16/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
13 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: The_Great_Gobbo Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 490k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1710k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (5/3/26) |TD Diff:-51 (34 - 85) |Cas Diff:-113 (26/8/4 - 105/38/8)
Last Opponent: Sabre Mountain Titans