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Patriot Guard
P [R] Dwarf

Following the strict patriot training program.

Patriot Base Camp:
  1. First and foremost, improve your physique when you have a chance.
  2. If you are a quick learner, enroll in additional DODGE course.
  3. Learn to BLOCK out all non-patriot influences.
  4. Normal training consists of lessons about how to GUARD.

Patriot Advanced Camp for members who have completed the basics:
  1. The quickest of you will learn to JUMP UP to protect the country whenever you sense a threat.
  2. You've all had your guns since you were kids, but now you are trained to handle them to deal a MIGHTY BLOW to alien threts!
  3. By embracing the patriot ideology, you can STAND FIRM against twisted foreign reasoning.
  4. Never forget to GRAB some extra ammo when preparing for action!




Tournaments:

XFL X Dwarf - Eliminated in Round 2


FUMBBL Smack Scheduled - Brawl XII - Eliminated in Round 1


FUMBBL Minors 1900TW III-5 - Eliminated in Round 1
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW II-2 - Eliminated in Round 3


Royal Rookie Rumble CCXCIX - Eliminated in Round 1




TopName#
GamesDale Randolph
28
Completions (13)John Johnson
Jim-Bob Franklin
Maurice Miller
3
Touchdowns (36)Mary Smith
16
Interceptions (1)Brad Washington
1
Casualties (51)Billy-Bob Adams
Hank Sherman
8
Most Valuable Player (28)Dale Randolph
5
Star Player Points (365)Mary Smith
59
Passing (28)Mary Smith
11
Rushing (760)Mary Smith
277
Blocks (1366)Hank Sherman
164
Fouls (28)Randy King
8
Scoring ThrowerJohn Johnson
Jim-Bob Franklin
Maurice Miller
3
Blocking ThrowerJim-Bob Franklin
Mary Smith
2
Blocking ScorerBilly-Bob Adams
Jim-Bob Franklin
Cletus Bush
Mary Smith
2
TripleJim-Bob Franklin
Mary Smith
2
All-rounder

Table by

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mary Smith
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+MA, Block, Dodge, Fend
   20 2 16 0 2 1 59/76 180k
(80+100)k
  
2
Maurice Miller
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
 m 9 3 3 0 1 0 14/16 100k
(0)k
  
3
Billy-Bob Adams
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   27 1 2 0 8 1 28/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
4
Jim-Bob Franklin
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Dodge
   27 3 4 0 2 2 29/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
5
Cletus Bush
Troll Slayer
7 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Guard, +MA, +MA
   27 0 2 0 3 4 32/51 170k
(90+80)k
  
6
Hank Sherman
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   26 0 0 0 8 4 36/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
7
Brad Washington
Blocker
4 2 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
 -st, m 27 0 0 1 3 1 13/16 90k
(0)k
  
9
Sam Hummer
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Chip Houston
Blocker
3 3 1 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
 -av, -ag, -ma 24 0 0 0 7 4 34/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
11
Dale Randolph
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   28 0 0 0 4 5 33/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
12
Randy King
Deathroller
4 7 1 10
Break Tackle, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Loner, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
   13 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 160k
(160+0)k
  
13
Tammy Thirteen
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
17
Vincent Hotshield
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: tuomaa Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1680k (±860) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 780k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:28 (12/5/11) |TD Diff:-1 (36 - 37) |Cas Diff:2 (26/20/9 - 32/17/4)
Last Opponent: Uusiverikulho