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Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze. Head Coach: ramchop Captain: ?  Team Colours: Blue & Navy Freezy Trees Team Blog in the FUMBBL forums Background The Freezy Trees hail from Jønsønsønville, the icy mountain village, above the Deserted Isles port of Whaleington. Their Norse ancestors settled the land 200 years ago but they have held true to their customs and beliefs. The team grew weary of the weekly descent into town to play "freindlies" and in search of beer and babes. So at the start of 2515 they set sail West to the Southern Wastes, seeking fame, fortune and glory. They were the first of the current wave of DIBBL teams to make the crossing. Glory has been hard to come by for the Trees in the hostile Southern Wastes. They have managed to play most of their seasons in the conferences, and came runner-up in one of their Regional seasons. They were also part of the inaugural Wastepac Team Challenge winners, the DIBBL Invaders, helping to secure victory over the hapless HEROES. Season LXIV saw a change in the Freezy Trees' fortunes. They finished 2nd in SWL Defilers Conference with an unbeaten season. Sadly they missed out on promotion to Prem by only one slot. Need less draws, more wins. Freezy Trees Team Blog in the FUMBBL forums Culture The Norse of Jønsønsønville are known for their juvenille nonsensical rhyming. When sober they keep this aspect of their daily lives to themselves. However, when drunk they'll proudly sing forth their ancestral rhymes, much to the bemusement and ridicule of outsiders. Rhyming is so much a part of the Norse creed, that many let the Midwife name their children based upon the first thing the newborn baby sets its eyes upon. Lineman Geeling was said to have gazed at the ceiling, whilst Lineman Glock first stared intently at his manhood. The Blue Tree (Weirwood australis), the logo of the Freezy Trees, is centre of the clan's religion. Like their northern ancestors druids carve faces into the trunks of these trees, the blue leaf variety native to the Deserted Isles. The sap of the Blue Tree, "tears of Blue", is known for its psychoactive properties. Though a deeply sacrilegious activity, some have been known to partake in the abuse of the substance. Of the team only Thing One (RIP) was a confirmed Tree Licker, and was known to import the substance from the Isles. However, bottled tears are never as good as the fresh stuff, and it is thought that shortly before his demise the berserker had switched to licking cane toads. Freezy Trees Team Blog in the FUMBBL forums Records New Fish (RIP): Star (184spp), TD (41), MVP (10) Clark (RIP): Cas (59), Games (102) Lorax (RIP): Rush Yards (1028) Gox: Blocks (551), Kills (6) Ben: Completions (13), Pass Yards (29) Zower: Fouls (87), Kills (6) Little Cat B (RIP): Kills (6) Thing One (RIP): The Murdered The Maimed Freezy Trees Team Blog in the FUMBBL forums Career Stats: Games Played: 118 (48/30/40) | TD Diff: 6 (146 - 140) | Cas Diff: 42 (185/110/46 - 177/87/35) Games Played: 5 (2/2/1) | TD Diff: +2 (6 - 4) | Cas Diff: +2 (5/3/1 - 4/2/1)  Sandune's Regional LVIII: 6thGames Played: 7 (2/1/4) | TD Diff: 0 (8 - 8) | Cas Diff: -4 (6/4/2 - 9/7/0) Games Played: 7 (3/1/3) | TD Diff: -1 (7 - 8) | Cas Diff: +12 (16/8/1 - 8/3/2) Games Played: 7 (2/1/4) | TD Diff: -6 (6 - 12) | Cas Diff: -3 (10/5/3 - 17/4/0) Games Played: 7 (1/2/4) | TD Diff: -7 (6 - 13) | Cas Diff: -8 (12/4/1 - 16/9/0) SWL Off Regional LXII: 2ndGames Played: 7 (4/1/2) | TD Diff: +3 (10 - 7) | Cas Diff: -4 (8/5/6 - 11/6/6) Games Played: 7 (1/3/3) | TD Diff: -5 (7 - 12) | Cas Diff: 1 (7/6/4 - 5/8/3) Games Played: 7 (2/5/0) | TD Diff: 3 (9 - 6) | Cas Diff: 4 (5/11/2 - 7/5/2) Games Played: 7 (4/1/2) | TD Diff: 2 (10 - 8) | Cas Diff: -5 (10/4/0 - 10/7/2) Games Played: 1 (0/0/1) | TD Diff: -1 (0 - 1) | Cas Diff: -4 (1/0/1 - 5/0/1)  SWL Premier League LXVI: 5thGames Played: 6 (2/2/2) | TD Diff: -2 (6 - 8) | Cas Diff: 2 (11/8/0 - 10/6/2) Games Played: 7 (3/1/3) | TD Diff: 1 (9 - 8) | Cas Diff: 3 (7/8/3 - 9/4/2) Games Played: 7 (3/2/2) | TD Diff: 4 (11 - 7) | Cas Diff: 7 (15/6/3 - 10/5/2) Games Played: 4 (4/0/1) | TD Diff: 4 (8 - 4) | Cas Diff: -1 (7/6/2 - 9/4/3) Games Played: 7 (2/3/2) | TD Diff: 2 (12 - 10) | Cas Diff: 20 (14/12/7 - 7/6/0) Games Played: 7 (5/0/2) | TD Diff: 3 (9 - 6) | Cas Diff: 1 (13/5/2 - 12/3/4) Games Played: 5 (2/1/2) | TD Diff: -1 (5 - 6) | Cas Diff: 13 (14/2/1 - 4/2/0) Games Played: 6 (2/3/1) | TD Diff: 1 (8 - 7) | Cas Diff: -7 (10/6/5 - 18/5/5) Games Played: 5 (4/0/1) | TD Diff: 4 (8 - 4) | Cas Diff: 10 (10/5/2 - 4/2/1) Games Played: 1 (1/2/1) | TD Diff: 0 (4 - 4) | Cas Diff: 5 (7/3/0 - 4/1/0) Games Played: 1 (0/0/1) | TD Diff: -1 (1 - 2) | Cas Diff: 3 (4/1/0 - 2/0/0) Games Played: 3 (3/0/0) | TD Diff: 4 (5 - 1) | Cas Diff: 2 (6/3/1 - 3/5/0) Freezy Trees Team Blog in the FUMBBL forums Rest in Peace  Freezy Trees Team Blog in the FUMBBL forums Links The Freezy Trees are a proud member of the DIBBL Invaders. We're taking over. Freezy Trees Team Blog in the FUMBBL forums Grudges Orin Onyxheart Savagely murdered Lorax, the best player the Freezy Trees have ever seen. Just short of being inducted into the SWL Hall of Legends too. Unforgivable, this troll slayer will be taken down! Max Spleenripper Straight after being berated by a sadistic coach for a lack of casualties in his 6 attacks, Max drove the chainsaw down on a prone Old Fish. Our best captain! Max must die, and if the bugger is immortal, he must die again, and again! Tunnel I Shortly after a Blitz kickoff result had the Tree's on the back foot facing a wall of guard, the evil Tunnel I bashed Little Cat B. A king hit, there was no coming back for the superstar blitzer - the apo didn't even try. C3PO A group of 5 orcs were involved in the foul that smashed poor Clark's ankle. But the ref spotted who did the damage, we know who you are. Leperous Larry Gentle giant Clark had a rough Season 63. He ended it by having his skull fractured by this far from fun Nurgle Warrior. Avenged Thank you to Jaim Torfinn II for dispensing justice. Escaped Wadsack Martell There were no Orcs on the ground! Sally wasn't going to foul anyone, she was just trying to get away from the blood bath. Totally unnecessary for the Troll to trip and kill her. Currently in hiding. Debaser We understand the need to remove Lorax from play. However, the pure glee exhibited by Debaser as the great Ulf was stretchered off the field, foot barely attached to leg by a flap of skin, is unforgivable. Fled to Fringe, chicken! |
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Ulfwerenar
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6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy +MA, Block, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Tackle |
-ma | 34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 11 | 90/176 | 220k
(110+110)k |
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| 2 |
Catcher
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dauntless Guard, Dodge, Side Step, Diving Tackle |
n | 26 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 63/76 | 180k
(90+90)k |
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| 3 |
Ulfwerenar
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6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Frenzy +AG, Block |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 27/31 | 170k
(110+60)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Dirty Player |
n, -ma, m | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 70k
(0)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Guard, Strip Ball |
-ma, n | 39 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 19/31 | 100k
(50+50)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Kick |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 10 |
Berserker
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6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up +AG, Mighty Blow, Guard, Sure Hands, Kick-Off Return, Juggernaut |
60 | 8 | 46 | 0 | 10 | 4 | Legend 186 |
230k
(90+140)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Block |
-ag, m | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(0)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 13 |
Snow Troll
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5 | 6 | 1 | 8 | Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner, Wild Animal Mighty Blow, +ST |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 17/31 | 210k
(140+70)k |
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| 14 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Dirty Player |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 15 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Guard |
n | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 13/16 | 80k
(50+30)k |
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| 16 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 1 | 7 | Block |
-ag, -ag | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 12 players (+2 players missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 165 (72/35/58) | | | TD Diff: | 18 (214 - 196) | | | Cas Diff: | 48 (275/155/61 - 252/135/56) |
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| Last Opponent: Settra's Sons | |||||||