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Toekuttarz
Roster [C] Goblin




Location: Deep Drakwald
Stadium: Da Pudd-Mudd
Headcoach: ’Pogo’ Doomspider

Surface: Puddles of Mud
Colors: Purple and Black
Team Captain: Geeza da Goon



TEAM BIO

The Toekuttar tribe originating from Old Drakwald is a bloodline of goblins who acted like medics in the ancient armies of the greenskins. With a nag for crude amputations these Gits roamed many a battlefield. But when war went obsolete and Blood Bowl rose to fame the Toekuttarz became renowned for their apothecaries. Severed Heads - famous Orc team - and their coach Cruel-Eye expanded their usage and began fielding them. Their in-game amputations (performed on players from the opposing team of course) became famous and the gobbos grew to become fan favorites.

Their popularity convinced them to start their own franchise and now they are here. With their endeavor still in its youth (and success a distant dream) we’ll see how they’ll cope. One thing is certain. It will be bloody - bloody good fun!

***BREAKIN'***

They're back, they're ready an' diz time they mean bizniz.





TROPHY ROOM



Top Goblin Team and Third place overall in Season 1 with 17 killz in 42 gamez (351 pointz) - Throne of Blood


Most Kills in One Game - Diz game!


'Dat was a fun experience and a great way ta shake up da roster a bit because 11 Toekuttarz were also killed achieving diz milestone (ed. not mentioning the 20+ injured and retired). Only Geeza survived all 42 gamez. Datz why he da boss on da pitch! Dat and dat big metal ball of his.

I'm very proud and some reel spezial playas 'ave em'rged during diz tournament! - and we took on all da tuff dwarven opponentz and Big Teemz while da Ogres killed eachudders' runtz - har-har-har. Stoopid (cheatin') ogres'

- Coach Doomspider during a drunken ramble at da Boot-in-ya-Face Bar after a last miserable season game.

STAR PLAYERS - HALL OF FAME

Da firzt Troll - a behemoth on the LOS, a lover of innards and a dear friend (pet) who unfortunately did not regenerate after failing a block on this snotling.

Gurgle Kidneyeater (18 spp.)

Pogoer extraordinaire - a star that shines so bright he’s bound to turn supernova soon (go splat!). But until then the crowd will be enjoying his shenanigans and he’s got the MVPs to proof it. ...went splat when a skaven blitzer finally cornered and flattened him. RIP.

Zpringsteepz (118 spp.)

Anudda Toekuttar-vet bitez da dust. Kleavuz was an expert in da kuttin' departement. 20+ games and 3 killz. Watta Gobbo!

Kleavuz da Loon (0 spp.)

Throne of Blood-hero Zid had da touch... or rather da kick. His Wardancer foul-kill was one of many highlightz during ToB Season 1.

Zid (12 spp.)

Dizz git iz da 'Oly Grail for a Goblin teem. Expert in da face-kickin' bizniz! He materialized during Da Throne of Blood tournament. After the transferal to the new rule-set Dive was promoted to da offizial 'Ooligan-position. Hoppefully he'll continue the rampage.

Dive - Rookie version (41 spp.)

Snooz 'Da Komeback Git' - Zpringsteepz true heir. A loyal 'Kuttar who survived amazing 43 gamez as a talented and super-nimble linegobbo before aceing through Pogo-school. Peaked as a sublime offensive weapon when on da ball and a vicious safety when defending. Retired honorably to become assistant coach to the new Toekuttarz.

Snooz 'Da Komeback Git' (18+89 spp.)


Active Stars

Geeza izz a ball-wieldin' God among da Fanatics. He'z da capt. becauze da udders follow hiz trail of destruktion and summ-timez end up in da EZ (ed. dat meanz dey get one o' dem Toochdownz!)

Geeza da Goon

Current anchorpoint on the defensive line of the Toekuttarz. A valued asset and the empathic bodyguard of Dive and Geeza.

Spinetapper Jr.


*** Did you know...
That Coach ‘Pogo’ Doomspider was the inventor of the pogo-stick and was believed to have disappeared into the void after trying to improve his stick with jet propulsion. Actually he didn’t disappear but landed in a vast puddle of mud in the great forest of Deep Drakwald. Which is now the location of the Toekuttarz’ home stadium - Da Pudd-Mudd.

*** Did you know...
That this game was one of the strongest performances by a gobbo on a pogo-stick ever! With four TD's (and a kill) pogo-artiste Zpringsteepz must have broken some kind of goblin record. If only they knew how to record stuff…

*** Did you know...
Dat Da Toekuttarz was No. 1 Goblin Team and got Third place overall in da Throne of Blood Season 1 with 17 killz and 351 pointz in 42 gamez! Eleven Toekuttarz' died during diz campaign, an Amazon-team retired demselvez after meeting da Kuttarz and SIX gamez were actually WON!!! (Two of those from cowardly concessionz…)

*** Did you know...
That the last game of the Auld Toekuttarz was a true master-class in goblin supriority. A troll maiming the opposing line like a bulldozer battering brittle wooden sheds, a ball n' chain dragging downed players through the mud to their shallow graves and a pogoer of anudder world rackin' up da TDs like childs play - all the while being supported by a sublime backbone of 'top-o-da-line' fouling antics. And vs. orcs! BB poetry...

Bio template by Balle2000 - Tweaked Knut Rockie player pics by doomspider
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Spinetapper Jr.
Trained Troll
4 5 1+ - 9+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Guard, Block, Grab, Break Tackle
   27 0 0 0 12 8 3/32 215k
(115+100)k
  
3
Geeza da Goon
Fanatic
3 7 3+ - 7+
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard
   73 0 0 0 20 5 5/28 150k
(70+80)k
  
4
Dive 'da Orijinal'
'Ooligan
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 65k
(65+0)k
  
5
Saw-Gobba
Looney
6 2 3+ - 7+
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
'Not Snooz'
Pogoer
7 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 75k
(75+0)k
  
7
Tarl 'but low'
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Squigwhisper
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 1 7/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Djurk
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Doof
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Gaff 'da Sneek'
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   19 0 0 0 1 2 3/20 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Remmz
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Lymey
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   15 1 0 0 0 0 1/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
12 players Badlands Brawl, Underworld Challenge, Bribery and Corruption
Coach: doomspider Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1085k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 75k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1085k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 1 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1070k

Games Played:73 (12/8/53) |TD Diff:-108 (52 - 160) |Cas Diff:-49 (99/56/25 - 160/48/21)
Last Opponent: Cryptwood Undertaker