THRONE OF BLOOD



Our contribution to the Throne of Blood season 1:

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

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The shortest player ever in Blood Bowl was Big Jobo Hairyfeet, captain of the halfling Greenfield Grasshuggers team, whose sudden and quite drastic reduction in height was the main reason for Gurk Cloud-Scraper's (storm giant half-back for the Asgard Ravens) lifetime ban.

Every match adds to the team's history...

Game 13 - we finally scored our first victory, and through concession! Yet dwarf orcs are confused wether to see it as a monumental success or abnormality.

Game 18 - against Chaos chosen, but that's irrelevant, the opponent had no mighty blow or tackle in the roster. Only a couple block players. we suffered 2 death, 2 niggling injuries (1d and 1n both on failed dodges). We We lost all developed goblins. Rebuilding the team.

Game 23 - First non concession victory for Dwarf Orcs! Mrog Who Remembers scored a touchdown, killed another player and then got eaten by Gorka in the LAST turn of the match!

Game 24 - second victory in a row! :O

Game 38 - when Dwarf Orcs, defeated, were on their way off the pitch, they were jumped by press asking questions about our alleged influence in the downfall of a promissing player that happened right after our friendly match. This hateful statement was issued in the obituary for the said player the obituary for the said player. As the coach of Dwarf Orcs With Horns I publicly denounce any defamation attempts against my team. My boys did nothing wrong. I vouch for the with my heart. They are as pure and honest as myself.

Game 53 - the public is getting tired of us not scoring any kills. Someone threw a rock off the stands and killed a mercenary rotter for us.

Game 58 - We retired a number of players with lasting injuries. The hope is that lowered team value will help killing.

Game 61 - A streak of 23 games without a single kill (except that one rotter killed on rock throw) was just ended on a random block by our troll