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NWFL Magradhad Maulers
Retired [L] Human

The Magrahad Maulers came to be in a little village, called Magrahad, nestled in the countryside. The reason for the village to even exist was that is was a nationally famous retirement community. The elderly from hundreds of miles around went to Magrahad to enjoy their golden years.
The youth of the village spent their days working in retirement homes: mopping floors, cooking food, changing adult diapers, and listening to old timers tell story upon story of bygone times. The staffs favorite stories were those about events on the bloodbowl pitches throughout the Empire.
One day, an especially grumpy old-timer said the retirees could beat the young whipper-snapper staff on the bloodbowl pitch. Insulted, the day-staff accepted the challenge. The days after the match saw the retirement communities absent of many day-staff, due to the day-staff calling in sick as they learned to walk again, and heal from their other painful wounds.
This public face beating only encouraged the young'n to try again. Slowly and surely, the day-staff learned how to punch, cripple, maim, and foul the over sixty-five. Thus was born the Magrahad Maulers!
When the elderly figured out that the day-staff were too good on the bloodbowl pitch, they hatched an ingenious plan to exact their revenge. With a twinkle in their eye, they told the Magrahad Maulers that they would do great in the professional game. The young and dumb believed the lie, and packed their bags for the big time, and so here they are in the NWFL getting their faced punched-in, once again to the delight of the over sixty-five.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mr. Genious
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   11 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 160k
(140+20)k
  
2
Mr. Great-luck
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
   7 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
Widezone Trailblazer
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Ralph Waterbottom
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge
   11 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 120k
(90+30)k
  
5
Wilber Gafuffle
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(0)k
  
6
Sir Malcolm Cookie-thief
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge
   11 6 4 0 0 0 18/ 120k
(70+50)k
  
7
Micky long-legs
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   7 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
8
Rupert Swagstead
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   9 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
9
Giles Burper
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   11 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Pete Sakes
Lineman
6 3 3 8   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Amanda Girlie-boots
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   10 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Wilf Simmons
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Wrestle
 -av, m 11 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 70k
(0)k
  
17
Brian Goldorc
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: rodney_dangerfield Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1210k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1370k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (2/7/2) |TD Diff:0 (14 - 14) |Cas Diff:-10 (16/7/0 - 22/6/5)
Last Opponent: Green Back Smackers