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Chieftain: Matilda Murderdottir Head Coach: Mushoomy Race: Chaos Pact Team Colours: Red and Black Vixenish Vikings Far away in the Nordic lands, the small and violent Baht Erapsøn was the best Bloodbowl player around. Scoring, bashing and making love with is 13 wives. However one day, Baht Erapsøn came home drunk and did not make love with any of his 13 wives. This made his wives mad especially Matilda Murderdottir, who was madly in love with Baht. So the wives agreed that the following night, they'd grease his Bloodbowl boots. And they did indeed. In Bahts next game, he went for the touchdown and died! The 13 Wives; now Widows, celebrated his death by playing the sport themselves! Matilda then realized the talent that they had. They were way faster, stronger and hotter than Baht Ever was! So they set off on a journey that will last until they are legends in the Bloodbowl world... Game 1 VS Crispy Legs (Slann) The Vikings debut! Matilda was certain they needed some extra help to kick in to their career. So she helped Ulgroth with his washing and he helped her during the game. Chopping off the frogs legs... well that's what he was supposed to be doing, he ended up not killing any frogs at all! The first half was a nice grind up the pitch. However, there was a break tackling krox on the opposing side, knocking the ball out of Matilda's hands! Matilda managed to get the ball back, but when she did she refused to let the other viking have it! Matilda scores! 1-0 at half time. Second half, and the Crispy legs want to score quickly! However, Matilda saw an opportunity to knock the ball out of their hands! She barks at the other Vikings and chain pushes the lazy Estrid Evildottir into the Slann cage! She gets back on her feet only to get back onto the ground, but the catcher was going down with her. Startled by this action, the Slann chuck the ball to a catcher downfield who Gunnhild Gundottir was supposedly marking and scores. 1-1 at 4/4. This gave the Vikings a whole lot of time to score. Matilda, being a selfish elf viking still refused to let go of the ball! So the vikings went grinding down the pitch till there were no frogs in their way besides one stinking catcher frog. Turn 7, Estrid gets bloodthirsty and blocks the catcher, only to hit herself in the face! The frogs swarm the cage, but Matilda found a way out! She's only meters! Centimeters! Millimeters away from the touchdown line. However, memories of Baht rushed into her mind and she trips up while going for it! Nooooooo!!! The final score is 1-1, 1-0 in CAS with the MVP going to the lazy, self harming Estrid Evildottir. Team Badges Player Badges Injuries caused (their players) Left for Hell... (our players) Sent to Hell... (opponent players) |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Renegade Dark Elf Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Animosity Block |
  | 4 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11/ | 90k
(70+20)k |
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2 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 140k
(140+0)k |
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3 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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4 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11/ | 70k
(50+20)k |
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5 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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6 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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7 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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8 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6/ | 70k
(50+20)k |
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9 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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10 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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11 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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12 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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13 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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13 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 4 (1/2/1) | | | TD Diff: | 0 (5 - 5) | | | Cas Diff: | 0 (1/1/0 - 0/2/0) |
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Last Opponent: Bassi e Fissi |