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The History of the Mootlings The Mighty Mootlings were founded back in 2516 by a humble Halfling Chef named Jojo. Jojo came to his fortune after selling cheese wheels to Skaven renegades. In 2516 the concept of a professional halfing team was absurd; with most halfing teams simply playing games for the half-time feast rather than actually trying to win. Jojo formed The Mighty Mootlings to show the Empire Provinces that Halflings can actually do more than simply cook! On average 1.37 players are retired/killed per match. So far 2 teams have conceded against The Mighty Mootlings. (Yes that's right TWO!)  During this match against Small Chaos Revenge, the Mootlings not only suffered 8 casualties, they had 4 players die including the famous tree Quickbeam and halflings Smoke Kingrass and 'The Stoned One' So far The Mighty Mootlings hold a 14 - 0 touchdown record against the spiders! Ever seen a profession Halfling team before? Well now you have! We will do whatever it takes to win. Only the toughest Flings enter to Box League and we didn't get here without learning how to fight dirty. Our players pack a punch so don't expect your star players to survive our bash game. Want to CPOMB our trees? Try, you will not be safe on the floor! Thanks to the extensive (secret) fouling training each Fling receives once they join the team, your players wont last long. We play to have fun but we also play to win (so don't feel bad when we do!). If that means we need to clear your team from the pitch then that is what is going to happen! Foul our trees and star players if you want but we will never concede and will never give up. The Original Mootlings: To find out more click on the players on the left Silverbark Silverbark began his career as a Greenwood Bouncer protecting the woodland realm of the Elves from Men of the Empire. After he realised he was far too good at hitting things he decided that his talents could get him further in life if he applied them in other ways. After hearing rumours of a new sport in Mootland he set out in search of a new career. Naturally Jojo was more than happy to have him on the team. Quickbeam As an ex-player of a Wood Elf team, 'The Green Runners', Quickbeam had always felt out of place. As his name might suggest he has always been a faster than average tree but when he was on the pitch with the elves he had barely heard the whistle before his team had scored. In the transfer window of 2015 Quickbeam was offered a contract with the Mootlings and gladly accepted, keen to show the crowds how fast he really was. Reginald Hornsby Lord Hornsby was one of the key founding members of the Mootling's. He was essential as both a frontline player and also a financial backer. Hornsby provided almost 10,000,000 gold of the original cash to fund the creation of the team. Despite this over 8,000,000 of this was spent on the halftime feast of the teams' first match. The rest of the money was invested in extra-large helmets for the treemen. Brandy Blueberry Commonly found in the Halfling Mess celebrating victories, Brandy is the renegade of the Mootlings. Every team needs a hothead who will do anything to see victory and Brandy fills that role perfectly. If you want someone to land a loop the loop throw into a gang of angry orks then this is the Hobbit for the job. Rumour has it that he once stole a Dwarven Deathroller and used it to score 15 touchdowns in one match! Little Jojo Little Jojo is the founding member of the Mighty Mootlings. Jojo came to his fortune after selling cheese wheels to Skaven renegades. As owner and manager of the team naturally he had to play a few games with them first! After realising his playing skills were not quite good enough to meet the high standards he expects from his team he has since retired and now manages and coaches the team full time. Tom Tickleson Tom was born into the sport. His father was the Great Jimbo 'Jarhead' Tickleson, a legendary player of the Seenburg Seahawks, who is rumoured to have killed a Ogre during a particularly brutal game. Tom plans to continue in his fathers footsteps and has his eyes set on killing at least 5! Timmy Pimpkin Timmy grew up in the hills of Aver March just south of Stirland. As a child he always loved sports, especially those with balls. Every night he would practice his throwing and catching. For almost a decade he passed the ball against the wall of his house. This continued until one day he heard news of a team forming in the Moot. Timmy went to tryouts and just by the fact he knew what a ball was made it onto the original team. Old Bonny A legend of countless matches. Bonny has been through it all! Broken bones, sprains, torn ligaments and even major haemorrhage. Despite this Bonny is a survivor. He may not be too good at playing the ball but he sure knows how to take a hit. Jack Ruffles Jack is a dreamer and a key driver in the formation of the original team. He always had big plans for the Halfling race and forming a professional team was a main part of them. He knew that for the Halfings to be respected by the other sentient species it would be important for them to prove themselves on the pitch. Since then Jack has developed a harsh training regimen to make sure the Flings that play for the Mootling's are the best of the best! Binny Mittens Although not technically a sportman. Binny is so small he managed to sneak onto the pitch during the team's first game. After he was mistaken for the ball by the opposing team the coach decided to keep him on as having one of your players thrown around by both sides seemed like a real advantage. George Goldbelt George always wanted to join the circus as a juggler. However during 2510 his audition with the local troupe didn't exactly go to plan and he was almost eaten my a hungry troll. Fortunately for George his escape was witness by Little Jojo, the Mootling's future manager. 5 years later when Jojo formed his team the talents of Mr Goldbelt were not forgotten. George's juggling skills were quickly adapted to ball handling and he is now an essential part of the team. Goldberg Redjacket The Redjacket's were one of the original semi-pro Halfling teams formed over 2 generations ago. The team members were all from the same family and naturally arguments between the players eventually led to family feuds and the decline of the team. Fortunately some of the Redjacket's still play the sport and have been essential in forming the core of the Mootling's. Ronnie Weasel Ronnie is the Master Chef incarnate. Without him there would be no halftime feast and no second breakfast. No matter what the team fancies Ronnie can make it. It is rumoured that half the Mootling's fans only come for Ronnie's food at half time. Perhaps one day the team will actually be famous for winning! Jon Jefferson Jon 'Jimmy' Jefferson is the supplementary mayor elect of Mootland. This honorary position is know as the 'Feast Master'. When the Mighty Mootling's were formed Jon suggested that if he wasn't allowed to play there would be enforced rationing for all his subjects. Naturally there was no way a Halfling could survive with any less than 7 meals a day so Jon was invited onto the team. Ben Bongo Benny 'B' Bongo is possibly the most useless of all Halflings. Noone is sure why his is on the team but once you join the Mootlings you commit for life. Despite this Benny has shown he worth on during many matches by carry water and extra cookies for the rest of the team to eat during the half time feast. Rumpty Tumpty Rumpty Tumpty sat on a wall. Watching Ham United. Everytime they scored a goal. Rumpty Tumpty ATE MOAR FOOD! Famous Mootlings: Silverbark began his career as a Greenwood Bouncer protecting the woodland realm of the Elves from Men of the Empire. As a Mootling he quickly showed his skills by learning to block, tackle and run faster in his first 10 games by causing almost 1 casualty per match. Dour was the teams first 'Super-Fling'. At the end of his career he managed to score 27 TDs in 36 games whilst even causing 3 casualties and 78 blocks! All good things must end - Dour finally retired after suffering a broken collar bone when he failed to land a TTM during this match against the Nurgle Killers 'Come Hither'. Quickbeam was one of the original 'trees'. As an ex-player of a Wood Elf team, 'The Green Runners' he eventually got fed up of their singing and join The Mootlings! He managed an impressive 41 casualties, until this career came to an end during this horrific match against Small Chaos Revenge.
Proud Members of: The Abandoned Races Race Confirmed Kills:                                   Man The HARRpoons Win against a team 2,000k TV OR win playing uphill 600k TV Completed against Vrede a Chaos Chosen TV 2100k team SprintARR Results Season XIX (7/5/4) 42 points Season XX (6/6/4) 40 points Season XXI (5/3/8) 34 points Racial First Season XIX (7/5/4) 42 points Season XX (6/6/4) 40 points Top Ten Sprints Season XX (6/6/4) 40 points / 9th place CentARRian All ARR teams with 100+ Box games should weARR this with pride Racial RunnARRup Season XXI (5/3/8) 34 points Trophies: The Mighty Mootlings Official Helmet This poly-ceramic helmet lined with our enhanced baked wheat lining provides top protection for your brain juices. Additionally, whilst providing top quality protection it also doubles as an essential mid-match snack. Available in yellow, white or black. Sweet options also available. Price: 16 Gold The Mighty Mootlings Commemorative Mug This plasteel mug is specifically designed to keep your beverage hotter for longer. Complete with a scold proof handle that keeps your hands cool at the same time. 9/10 Halflings vote this the number one Butterbeer beverage container. Available in yellow, white, green, blue, pink or black. Price: 8 Gold The Mighty Mootlings 8" Replica Using the most advanced cloning magics known to the free peoples we bring you these replica Halfling players. These figures are exact replicas of real Mootling players, an essential gift for any true Mootling fan. At least one Halfling is harmed in the making of this item. Price: 3 Gold The 'WMD:Treehunter' MK1 This commemorative saw was produced to mark the Mootling's 108th match against the infamous 'WMD's In The Box'. Not only were we forced to play up 1100k TV but both our star players trees Yew Welcome and Silverbark were killed. This match marked the passing of Silverbark, the teams last and oldest remaining original player at 104 matches played. Silverbark will forever be remembered! Price: 7 Gold |
New Team Page Beta
| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 10 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step, Sure Feet |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 20/31 | 70k
(30+40)k |
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| 13 |
Halfling Hopeful
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4 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Dirty Player |
-ma, m | 47 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 60k
(0)k |
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| 17 |
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 18 |
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 19 |
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 20 |
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 21 |
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 22 |
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 23 |
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 24 |
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 25 |
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 113 (32/23/58) | | | TD Diff: | -38 (115 - 153) | | | Cas Diff: | -229 (142/72/37 - 309/117/54) |
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| Last Opponent: Splash Bash and Thrash | |||||||