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Serell Tuggs II The Big S-T Double G will be sorely missed. He was a Founding member of the Hostile Kiddies he played with all the Swagger you'd expect from a real street king. R.I.P

Tick Herman III Tick was generally a true sharp shooter. just caught the wrong end of a Minotaur

Gray Brice Gray served 10 games with the kiddies, his most memorable moment was dying.

Jacman Pones JP lived and died a the life of a true Hostile Kid should, playing hard on and off the field. Unfortunately his extra curricular activities caught up with him and a Goblin Booky had him assassinated on the pitch, via Chainsaw

Ron Dodgers III although highly touted coming out of the slum leagues Ron never made in impact with the Kiddies, other than the time he tried to earn a Guysman by facepalming a Yeti, he never received the award.

Ca-Da Hinton-Hix Kiddies has no room for hyphenated named dweebs, Ca-Da met the tasty end of a Chaos Warrior's Mutation if you get my drift

Cerek Darr Cerek never really bonded well with his team, probably why they had him take the fall for Flay Splatthews IV's theft of Ogre booty

Vincent Clumsyeagle This slack jawed, soft skinned journeyman didn't have what it takes to be a Hostile Kid, barely deserves to be on this list.

BeDell Eckham III B-Deezee was a bright spark coming out of the burbs, a rare athletic specimen, that didn't save him from the forlorn of the Almighty Nuffle, who turned off his light too soon.

Yom Teldon Yom was killed by the dirty boot of a Hobgoblin, his memory shall forever be drowned in shame.

Bichael Mennet
Bichael was slapped down by an Amazonian wench who thought she could escape the kitchen.

Mon VIller
Killed by a Goblin, this dude was a waste of human genes

#11 Toe Jomas 56 SPP
Toe has been with the Kiddies since the beginning, a quiet fellow, deceptively nimble. However a few seasons of lifting wenches out of the crowd during post-game 'celebrations' has given him formidable strength as well.
6-4-4-8 (Block, +AG, Wrestle, +ST)

#02 Cadaveon Jowney
Cadaveon was the second Hostile Kiddie to earn the coveted 'Supernova' award for killing a star player, although never a formidable force, he will not be forgotten

Now a Rotter with 'Eau De Toilet'

#13 Rerry Jice
Rerry lasted a whole 5 games for the kiddies before he was brought down by a fan armed with a rock.

#7 Make Blartin
Make lasted 5 games and did nothing, fouled by a goblin

#16 Weggie Rhite 98 SPP
Weggie is the real brawn behind the Kiddies. He brings the Hostile to every game. Even killed that pretender.... Morg'n'Thorg
H.A.N.D Deadman's FIST Awardee & Allstar Season LXII
Golden Sundae Awardee Season LXIV
5-5-2-9 (Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard, Piling On, Grab, Stand Firm)

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