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[L] Urslo Bears
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Urslo is home to a tribe of Norsca known for raiding and pillaging in were-bear form. Many of the bearmen have a mutation that turn them partially into bears at will. Urslo University is a small, poor institution with an appalling academic reputation. The Bears are known for their savagery on the pitch, but their lack of ball skills has made them the least successful of the Norscan University teams, which is saying something. Team Goals: Win a game each season. Out block their opponents in most games. Rivals: Buccaneers, Bulls, Yhetees. Colours: Brown and White. 0-1 Bearman 100k 6 4 2 8 Frenzy GS (AP) 0-1 Blitzer 80k 6 3 3 7 Block, Frenzy GS (AP) 0-8 Linemen 50k 6 3 3 7 Block G (SAP) Maximum Roster Size: 8 Re-Rolls: 2 Cheerleaders: 0 Assistant Coaches: 0 Starting Fan Factor: 2 Inducements Available: All Cards, Extra Training, Bribes, Wandering Apothecary, Bloodweiser Babes. Team Design Philosophy: Another Norse team, but these guys get the Ulf. To balance that out they are poor, seen by the lack of players and don’t get as many positionals. They aren’t meant to be super competitive but can certainly upset a team. **************************************************************************** "And so we would like to welcome our new coach..." LictorZ again dries off his sweat from his brow. Formal suit feels like it is suffocating him. After months of unemployment, a few simple "embellishments" on a CV got him a new job. 'Head Coach Wanted'. Yeah well, 'income wanted' as well buddy! And for a head coach role, the pay doesn't appear to match the responsibility. Taking a deep breath, LictorZ needed to calm his mind. He has a job now. He is a coach for a Blood Bowl team, in minor leagues! Dreams do come true! But his dream never meant having to present and justify himself in front of the media, he didn't expect the University Hall to be used on account of his arrival. But how is he gonna explain his embellishment of being a once "Star Player" from the land of Oustrayljaa??!? Deep breath again, name is called, LictorZ takes to the stage and keeps entirely focused on the Uni Deacon, smiling, beaming a bravado he hoped he could maintain. Hands are shaken, too long, shaking too long! DON'T BE AWKWARD!! Turn and face the crowd... Maybe a dozen face sit in silent anticipation in the auditorium. "H-Hi". Expecting a sell out, all that could been were most of the Freshman team, the Uni Gazette reporter, and the official Blood Bowl reporter for the region. Puffing the chest out further, LictorZ wasn't sure if this turn out made him feel worse. "I was expecting a larger turnout" He tried saying in jest. "No, not with this Uni's budget or popularity, my name is Janper Dogge, LictorZ, of the Blood Bowl publications. Please tell me, and to the few who are literate enough to follow this backwater stain in the Blood Bowl community, what are you bringing to this team that could *actually* provide them any progress?" "Easy!" LictorZ exclaimed a little too eagerly. He steps out from behind the podium, scans the crowd and says "It all starts by telling Coach Poods and his Bucanners: Hey! Why don't you raise the jib on this mast?" and LictorZ grabs his crotch. *cough* *shuffling of papers* One of them Freshman states "OH! I get it!" and chuckles. Internally LictorZ pleads to Nuffle, "Please, please, puh-leez let my season play out better than this moment..." |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Bearman
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6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy Block |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 130k
(110+20)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up Tackle, Mighty Blow |
4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12/ | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 3 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Strip Ball |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 4 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 5 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Sure Hands |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/ | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Kick |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| Games Played: | 5 (0/1/4) | | | TD Diff: | -8 (2 - 10) | | | Cas Diff: | -5 (3/2/3 - 9/3/1) |
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| Last Opponent: S6 Buccs | |||||||