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Roster [R] Chaos Dwarf

“Want your boat, Georgie?' Pennywise asked. 'I only repeat myself because you really do not seem that eager.' He held it up, smiling. He was wearing a baggy silk suit with great big orange buttons. A bright tie, electric-blue, flopped down his front, and on his hands were big white gloves, like the kind Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck always wore.

Yes, sure,' George said, looking into the stormdrain.

And a balloon? I’ve got red and green and yellow and blue...'

Do they float?'

Float?' The clown’s grin widened. 'Oh yes, indeed they do. They float! And there’s cotton candy...'

---S. King
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Pestilence The Clown
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
2
Shingles the Clown
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
3
Anthrax the Clown
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Relapse the Clown
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Jump Up
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
5
Your Mom Just Died the Clown
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Chuck Norris the Clown
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Not The Lease Bit Funny the Clown
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block
   3 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 150k
(130+20)k
  
8
Episiotomy the Clown
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Erection Lasting More Than 4 Hours the Clown
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block
   3 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 150k
(130+20)k
  
10
Boxcar Adolf the Clown
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Testicular Torsion the Clown
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Police Brutality the Clown
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Conscientious Objector the Clown
Enslaved Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Break Tackle
   3 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 170k
(150+20)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Gumpsumoto Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1240k (±190) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (2/0/1) |TD Diff:2 (4 - 2) |Cas Diff:5 (3/3/0 - 1/0/0)
Last Opponent: Redtoof Zaggaz