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My players are named after the waitresses at Rosie Rumpe's Royale Dumpe. It is a "theme" restaurant in Williamsburg, Virginia, based on the Middle Ages. Please check it out if you are in the area! 6-9-04: THE DAY AFTER THE TULIPS' AGONY Lungbasher decides that Rosey Rump's Flaming Tulips Gentleghoul's Club is about out of talent for his team. He decides to walk across the street and visit a new gentleghoul's club, Leggs. Ca-Ching! Leggs BB team is formed! Lung's just needed to get his "blood flowing again!" 6-10-04: Lungbasher unveils the logo. Obviously, he is smitten with the club's owner, Betty "Leggs" Boop, because he chooses to place her image on the team's helmet! She does have a great pair of Legs! FIRST GAME & FIRST WIN: 6-11-04 vs Air Wave With Betty in attendance, Lungbasher leads the team to its first victory. After a defensive TD on the 2nd turn of the game, Air Wave's fans riot for six turns! The officials clear the pitch until everyone has calmed down. Leggs adds a second TD early in the second half and coasts the rest of the way. No apoth but no serious injuries! The 100K winnings helped hire an apoth! SECOND GAME IN A ROW WITH 6T RIOT: 6-12-04 vs Treetop Frolickers Leggs scores on T4 and then his fans riot! His treeman so intimidated that his first block of the second half is a DS. This turned the game in favor of Leggs and we get the win. TURKEY! (Three Wins in a Row): 6-15-04 vs G.M. Frogs The third win in a row doesn't come without a loss: Emma Easy was the first Leggs' player to die on the pitch! SMALL STRAIGHT! (Four Wins in a Row): 6-15-04 vs Voluption Once again, the win doesn't come without a player loss: Silk Panties is armor gimped in her first game and is forced to retire, Seka Longdong is movement gimped, and Cherry Topop is killed but the apoth succeeds. 6-1 as of 6-16-04! The bubble hasn't burst yet! KNOCK ON WOOD! THE "RAZTA" RULE: IF YOU HAVE A DIRTY PLAYER ON YOUR TEAM, DO NOT ASK FOR A GAME WITH LEGGS! DO NOT LISTEN TO RAZTA! HE WILL "DOUBLE SPEAK." YES, HE SAYS ONE THING AND THEN DOES THE OTHER! DICE RAPE & ANTWERP LIBERTY HAND LEGGS FIRST LOSS! 6-18-04 38% luck says it all......and that is a little high! WE WON THE BATTLE BUT LOST THE WAR! 6-19-04 vs Anonima Muffuti We won the game but both WDs are injured: Fre'da is niggled and Rosey dies! This games was a twilight zone game! Nothing made sense! At one point, Rosey (5 AG) missed three straight attempts to pick up the ball. MASSACRED IN WAMPY'S SWAMP! 6-26-04 vs Wampy's Both WDs seriously injured (one gimped and one niggled) and three others MNG! THEY ARE NOW ARE SWORN ENEMY! WE SEEK REVENGE! UCKING DICE & KO TABLE UCK LEGGS! 6-28-04 vs Los Inhumanos Our assholes hurt! We have been rode hard all day and put away wet! LUCK STILL SHITTY! 7-2-04 vs Wampy's They remain our sworn enemy! They were assisted by those arseholes, otherwise know as the ucking dice godz! WRONG-WAY TURKEY! 7-2-04 vs Cyrano Third loss in a row! Luck has left Lungs big time! Can't buy a break! MAKE IT FOUR! 7-5-04 vs Flower Power Newbie WD dies and another FUGLY game! MAKE IT FIVE! 7-7-04 vs Glade Riders UCKING DICE GAMES! THE LOSING STREAK ENDS! 7-14-04 vs Lumber Jacks True to form; it was a FUGLY game! REVENGE IS SO SWEET! 7-15-04 vs Wampy's Those pricks tried to steal our helmet, so we kicked their ass! MIRACLE WIN! 7-16-04 vs Elven Collection Long bomb from catcher to passer results in a TD on final play for a 2-1 victory! THE REASON BB NEEDS TO BE CHANGED: UCKING DICE! 7-18-04 vs Sotek's Warriors A 4 agility catcher with leap cannot succeed (USED RR AND STILL FAILED), but twice a saurus with 1 agility can pick-up or catch the ball (NO RR USED EITHER TIME). Elves lose 2-1 because the BBRC has let this game get out of hand! Please, cannot someone invent a game where the only dice used are the block dice! The numbered dice have got to go! They are ucking up a great game!!!! LUCKIEST COACH: GKEN (Sotek's Warriors) The game against the Warriors was the last game I am going to play against him. His luck is out-of-this-world against me! BIGGEST PAYCHECK! 7-20-04 vs Finstre Gesellen A pitch invasion kills the rats' star thrower and forces the apoth to be used on first kickoff of the game. Within two turns, I BH two players and kill a third. He concedes and we get paid $170,000 gold pieces! It helped that his handicap was sponsorship deal! MOST FEARED OPPONENT: BOYD THE BEAST 7-21-04 vs Bringers of the Apocalypse His tentacles rendered the entire team useless for the first half! The only person who could stop him was himself! He was stupid for the first four turns of the second half! |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Wardancer
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8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Leap Side Step, +AG |
-ag | 12 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 19/31 | 180k
(168)k |
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| 2 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Block, Dodge |
-av | 31 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 26/31 | 110k
(115)k |
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| 3 |
Wardancer
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8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Leap Side Step, Guard |
8 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16/31 | 170k
(193)k |
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| 4 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Dodge, +AG, Block |
34 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 42/51 | 150k
(163)k |
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| 5 |
Thrower
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass Accurate, Sure Hands |
13 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 29/31 | 130k
(135)k |
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| 6 |
Catcher
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10 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge Block, +MA, Side Step, Sure Hands |
24 | 1 | 18 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 72/76 | 180k
(220)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge |
34 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 24/31 | 110k
(128)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge |
35 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 18/31 | 110k
(128)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/16 | 90k
(95)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball |
n | 34 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 51/76 | 150k
(133)k |
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| 11 |
Thrower
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass Block |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/16 | 110k
(120)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 13 |
Catcher
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9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge Block, Side Step, Leap |
23 | 6 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 45/51 | 150k
(178)k |
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| 14 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 15 |
Catcher
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9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 90k
(115)k |
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| Games Played: | 35 (23/4/8) | | | TD Diff: | 22 (77 - 55) | | | Cas Diff: | -54 (15/10/7 - 40/29/17) |
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| Last Opponent: Rizlah | |||||||