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Brite Krudsadurz
Retired [L] Goblin

There are bad ideas, really bad ideas, and ideas that are so unthinkably bad that one can only assume they were the result of a head injury…which would make one entirely correct with regards to the Brite Kurdsaderz.

Gnek Grottypants was just your average sneaky, dirty, dim gobbo, playing for a minor league gobbo team, until the fateful match he took a brutal hit from a bloodthirster. The blow sent him flying off the pitch, over the heads of the cheering fans, and head-long into the concession stands. Though he survived, the little gobbo was out cold…and stayed that way for a fortnight. When he finally opened his eyes, two things became obvious: he didn’t remember a thing, and there was definitely something, well, off. Gnek would spend the next few months wandering from town to town, trying to figure out just what it was he was supposed to be doing. One day, he found himself in a huge, flat field. He saw a group of humans, wearing shining armor and running around with what looked like a ball of some type. Little Gnek was fascinated…the hummies seemed so disciplined, so skilled.

He had happened upon a practice by the famous Blood Bowl team known as the Bright Crusaders.

He watched for hours, then returned the next day to watch again. He went to a match, and saw how the Crusaders conducted themselves on the pitch. An idea began to form in Gnek’s head…and it was a doozy!

Gnek, now having renamed himself “Honest Dave”, set out to build the Goblin version of his now-favorite team. He set strict codes of conduct for his players…”no foulin’; no seekrit weaponz; no cursin’, spittin’ or steelin’! Youz iz to behave youzselvz, right then?” Gobbos being gobbos, it took some time to find enough gullible grots willing to give up their, well, goblin ways to fill out a roster (the trolls fell in line much more easily, as they were really too dumb to know better).

Thus was born the true no-hoper blood bowl team, the Brite Krudsadurz. Honest gobbos doing what gobbos do worst…being honest!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Humble Pete
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Nice Ned
Pogoer
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
+MA
   4 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
4
Honest Dave
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Straight Matt
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Clean Carl
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Saintly George
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   4 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
8
Proper Harold
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Thoughtful Ted
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Quiet Bob
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Friendly Tim
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Generous Jerry
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Kindly Rich
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Smilin' Roy
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: MorMac77 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 930k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (0/3/1) |TD Diff:-2 (2 - 4) |Cas Diff:-5 (4/2/0 - 9/1/1)
Last Opponent: [145] Fearing of Evil Lucien