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Owner: The people of Manchester A Proud member of the OBBA Season #31 South Division Winners Head Coach: Alexey Stupoff-Ferguson(not the sir)of the Stupoff coaching tree. Race: Choas Team Colours: Red/Black CHEETHAM HILL FC Cheetham Hill FC Stadium =Cheethham Park, an actual Park Major Rivalry- Minor Rivalry- "Cheetham Hill FC Manchester's other Soccer Club" A team of local youths built around the possible son of Wane Rooney (DNA might be a 50% match if it were to be tested). Seasons Season 30 of OBBA Preseason 1-0-1 Played a couple of Necromantic Horrors in two 2-1 games, won 1 lost 1. On the preseason coach Stupoff-Ferguson "We should have been 2-0 dam ref and no one skilled up" Regular Season Conference South Game#1 vs Rotten Toffees FC 1-1 In a game of two halves nothing went right in the 1st half players piled up on the bench 0-1 at half. The Red & Black Devils caused four casualties and killed 1 player in the 2nd half 1-0. In a scare Lil Rooney died but was saved by the “doctor”. Game#2 vs Steinkeep Hammers 1-0 Solid 1st half defense & a dwarf like offense in the 2nd half saw Abraham Hyman score in the final seconds for a 1 goal victory. Game#3 vs F.C. Piemonte 0-1 They were badly beaten up for 80 minutes hardly saw the ball and lost out on a 0-0 tie in the last minute. Coach Stupoff" We need to be in better shape". Game#4 vs [The Gunners] Invincibles 1-1 In a game of two tough defenses both teams eeked out scores in their half for a tie. Game#5 vs Patrice Evra 2-2 In a bloody offensive game CH suffered it's 1st injury when Jack Rosenthal was killed and doctors butchered the rescue attempt leaving him permanently scarred with a broken neck. Sandra Douglas killed Patrice Evra by stomping his head as the game ended in payback for what professional fouler Brandao had done earlier. Coach Stupoff "There's no place in this game for goons like Brandao. It's a shame his friend died and not him. We have committed 5 fouls as a team all year, that joker has 9 by himself. That was Sandra's 1st foul maybe he should take lessons." 2nd injury=George Lee will miss next game with a hand injury. Breaking News Pe2Play- A possible son of Pele(50% maybe)has been signed. The 2nd pro to be signed to play with the eleven townies. Game#6 vs Juvecromantic 0-2 Nothing went right finished 1st half with only 6 players on the pitch. Regular Season 1-3-2 Finished OBBA Cup Round of 32 vs Levante UnDead 0-1 Bad on the games 1st action Don Arden is killed and joins the Levante team. The CH team had no better luck the rest of the way dropping a sure Goal seconds before the half and threatening all 2nd half only to fall down time after time. Season 30 ends 2-3-4 Season 31 of OBBA CHFC skips the preseason hoping to start the season healthy as they didn’t move up a division. Regular Season Conference South Game#1 vs A.S.S.E 1-1 CH stopped the French power house on their opening drive. Fothergoll goal earlier in the 2nd gave them the lead and than the defense fall down. Stupoff= "Love the french hate their rats and least none of our players died falling down like Gérard Janvion. The team is looking to buy Crist Runado of Portugal if they can manage the cap. Game#2 vs Strákarnir Okkar 2-1 CH put the hurt on some elves.Jesse Fothergill scores once in each half after time consuming drives and CH gives up 1 quick one and holds 1 time to win. Stupoff= "We hate elves, but they were well coached and their blitzers gave us problems but we took our time and prevailed." No word yet on Crist Runado. Game#3 vs Frenzy City 1-1 A tale of two halves all Frenzy 1-0 1st half, all CH 1-0 2nd half. Benny Rothman died. He will be replaced by Crist Runado. Jack Rosenthal retired after the game due to a back injury to go along with his broken neck. Game#4 vs [The Gunners] Invincibles Forfeit victory! Game#5 vs Wrecks'Em FC Forfeit victory! Game#6 vs St Kill-da Saints 1-0 Game#7 vs Da Honourable Kinigits of OBBA Forfeit Victory! Again! South Division Champions 5-2-0 Playoffs vs FC Greengolstadt 0-1 Played very well against a much better and skilled team giving up the winning score on a dodging last second play. Stupoff="We played very well and had no injuries!" Season#32 League One Game#1 vs Strákarnir Okkar 1-3 Out played, no luck & an inferior team! Stupoff="We scored 1st then it got bad!" Game#2 vs Crystal Meth Palace 0-2 Hosed by the refs and nuffle. Stupoff="It was bullsht" Game#3 vs Mazacotes de Chicontepec FC 1-0 Stupoff="One of the best games we have ever played!" We need to score more! Game#4 vs Real Mad Rid 0-2 Slaughtered! Maynard dead & Hyman crippled! Stupoff="Couldn't keep anyone on pitch as the scored with only 3 CHers on field as 1st half ended. Couldn't pick up ball 1 turn score in 2nd and 0 for 5 passing!" Game#5 vs Frenzy City 0-2 Season continues to go downhill started with 10 ended up with 4 players on the pitch. Stupoff="No comment!" Game#6 vs West Harm United 1-1 A game of to two halves! A dominant 1st half and a disaster of a 2nd half. One player removed by a fan & a rock. Bombs took out three and in the final seconds Crist Runado killed by a foul. Howard Jacobson broke star player Bobby-no-More's skull as payback. Stupoff="We want a rematch!" Game#7 vs Guingamp Crusaders 1-1 In a very entertaining game both teams made nice slow crushing drives. Stupoff="Should have been a tie and it was Mighty Zug took our whole team off the pitch." New star player Jungul injuries knee and is returned to former team. Season#32 ends 2-2-4 7th place out of 9 CHFC drops out of OBBA Players |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Wrestle |
  | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 80k
(60+20)k |
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2 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
  | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 80k
(60+20)k |
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3 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Mighty Blow |
  | 21 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 27/31 | 100k
(60+40)k |
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4 |
Beastman Runner
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7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Horns +AG, Block, +MA, Pro |
  | 21 | 7 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 55/76 | 170k
(60+110)k |
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5 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Horns Wrestle, Dodge |
-st | 20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 17/31 | 110k
(60+50)k |
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6 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
  | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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7 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
  | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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8 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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9 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
m | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(0)k |
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10 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Mighty Blow, Frenzy |
  | 20 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 31/51 | 120k
(60+60)k |
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11 |
Chosen Blocker
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6 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, +MA |
  | 21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 29/31 | 150k
(100+50)k |
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12 |
Chosen Blocker
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow |
  | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20/31 | 140k
(100+40)k |
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14 |
Chosen Blocker
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block |
  | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 120k
(100+20)k |
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16 |
Chosen Blocker
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 |   | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 100k
(100+0)k |
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13 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 21 (5/7/9) | | | TD Diff: | -9 (17 - 26) | | | Cas Diff: | 16 (24/19/2 - 17/8/4) |
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Last Opponent: Guingamp Crusaders |