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Mazacotes de Chicontepec FC
P [L] Dwarf


Location: Chicontepec
Nickname: Real Mazacotes de Chicontepec FC
Stadium: Cucurucho Dome
Surface: Garnachas y terraceria

Colors: Silver and Black
Sponsor:



TEAM BIO

We are a handful of humble llaneros with the chest of lead, who profess every day the philosophy of the fang sport coined by the legendary teacher and eminence of the foot ball of district: Horacio Cascarín.

The rename players

- The gullet
- The Guaguara
- The chilorio
- The cocuyo

TROPHY ROOM

Put your trophies and awards here...

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS
OBBA League One Season 33,

Obba Cup 32, First Obba Cup, Qualification as a wild card for the next phase


STAR PLAYERS


Blocker Pepito of Tales: 14 Cas; One Kill, One -St, One -Ma, Two NI, One -Ag
Blocker Melquiades DontTaste: 6 Cas; One Kill, Two -Av, One NI
Blocker El Tripa: 9 Cas; One Kill, One -Av, One -Ag
Blitzer Carmelo "Earthworm" Fangio 3 Cas, 1 Td, 2 Cp; One Kill
Runner Cuino Melendez: 4 Cas, 18 Td, 4 Cp
Blocker "Chilorio" Arrasbarazka: 1 Cas
Blocker Sean "el Jalapeño" Lopilloz 1 Cas
Slayer Jonatan Tezcaltipoca 2 Cas
Blocker Micael the Knife 1 Cas
Runner Margarro the Serrano 2 Td

Deads or Retired
Runner S4 Chorlito's Head: 1 Cas, 3 Td, 3 Cp; One NI (DEAD)
Slayer Puchi le Gentle: 3 Cas; One NI (DEAD)
Blocker Panfilo the Mucus: 1 Cas, 1 Td (DEAD)
Deathroller Tlacuache Wagon: 5 Cas (RETIRED)
Blitzer Hervacio UnChurro: 3 Cas, 2 Cp; One Kill (DEAD)
Lineman Gregoire le Vandalo: 1 Td (DEAD)
Slayer Capitan Flais 1 Td (RETIRED -St)
Blitzer So Yayillo: 8 Cas, 2 Td, 2 Cp; One Kill, One NI (DEAD)
Blocker Catatata Moon: 2 Cas (RETIRED -Av)

*** Grudges & Vendettas...

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Hellas Nurglona coached by awambawamb (1/0/0)
TD 0-1
Cas 2-0
Foul 0-1

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Lithuania Nat'l Football Team coached by lukoshiukas (1/0/0)
TD 2-1
Cas 2-1
Foul 1-1

Nat'l got:
-Av Wood Elf Lineman Rookie Martin Goldsnake, OBBA League Championship 35
-Ag Wood Elf Lineman Rookie Silvester Palelaighting, OBBA League Championship 35

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Bristol Reavers coached by pythrr (0/0/1)
TD 1-2
Cas 1-2
Foul 3-6

Reavers got:
Kill Ork Lineman Experienced Spanky the Wonder Horse, OBBA League Championship 34
Mazacotes got:
Kill Star Player Grim Ironjaw, OBBA League Championship 34
Kill Runner Experienced Margarro the Serrano, OBBA League Championship 34
Kill Blocker Rookie Merc, OBBA League Championship 34

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Beitar Jerusalem coached by Nicodemus1 (0/0/1)
TD 1-2
Cas 3-1
Foul 0-2

Mazacotes got:
-St Slayer Experienced Captain Flais, OBBA League Championship 34

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Bury'd coached by AdyBrooke (0/1/0)
TD 0-0
Cas 3-2
Foul 0-2

Bury'd got:
NI Skeleton Rookie Jordan Williams, OBBA League Championship 34

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F.C Piemonte coached by Sampittu (0/0/2)
TD 0-4
Cas 0-7
Foul 4-4

Mazacotes got:
Dead Blitzer Emerging So Yayillo, OBBA League Championship 35
-Av Blocker Experienced Catatata Moon, OBBA League Championship 35
Dead Blocker Experienced Gregoire le Vandalo, OBBA League Championship 34
Dead Blitzer Veteran Hervacio UnChurro, OBBA League Championship 34

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Lessta Citeh Effsa coached by Gazzatrot (0/2/1)
TD 2-3
Cas 3-7
Foul 1-4

Lester got:
NI Blitzer Orc Super Star S4 Muzzi Izzut, OBBA League Championship 33
Dead Blitzer Orc Rookie Simun Greysum, OBBA League Championship 33
Mazacotes got:
-Av Troll Slayer Rookie Roso Guajardo, OBBA League Championship 34
NI Troll Slayer Experienced Pnfilo the Mucus, OBBA League Championship 33
-St Troll Slayer Experienced Puchi le Gentle, OBBA League Championship 33
Dead Dwarf Runner S4 Chorlito`s Head, OBBA League Championship 33

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Guingamp Crusaders coached by luxyluxo (2/0/2)
TD 5-5
Cas 8-5
Foul 0-3

Crusaders got:
-Ag Blitzer Experienced Sir Ronny Rodelin, OBBA League Championship 33
Dead Lineman Rookie Frank Tabanou, OBBA League Championship 33
NI Blitzer Experienced Sir Marcus Thuram, OBBA League One Season 32

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Strákarnir Okkar coached by Cerebrosus (1/1/1)
TD 5-3
Cas 10-2
Foul 4-7

Okkar got:
Dead Elf Lineman Rookie Johan Berg, OBBA League Championship 33
NI Elf Catcher Emerging Jon Daol Boovarsson, OBBA League Championship 33
-Ma Lineman Elf Experienced Gylfi OBBA League Championship 33
NI Lineman Elf Rookie Kári, OBBA League One Season 32
-Ma Lineman Elf Rookie Emil, OBBA League One Season 32
Mazacotes got:
Dead Lineman Dwarf Experienced Chankall LeRoch, OBBA League One Season 32

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Rotten Toffees FC coached by badger4 (2/1/1)
TD 3-2
Cas 4-4
Foul 1-2

Toffes got:
NI Rotter Rookie Idrissa Gueye, OBBA League One Season 32
Mazacotes got:
Dead Slayer Rookie Puerco Rosso, OBBA League One Season 32

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Nuts n' Bolts coached by Cyrus-Havoc (0/0/1)
TD 0-3
Cas 0-4
Foul 0-3

Mazacotes got:
NI Blitzer Experienced Hervacio UnChurro, OBBA League One Season 32

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Crystal Meth Palace coached by GreenSkinElite (0/1/0)
TD 1-1
Cas 3-0
Foul 0-2

Crystal got:
NI Catcher Elf Star Andros Townsend, OBBA League One Season 32

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Real Mad Rid coached by Arale (1/0/0)
TD 2-0
Cas 5-0
Foul 2-4

Mad got:
-Av Star Bomber Dribblesnot, OBBA League One Season 32

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West Harm United coached by Bartkolo (0/1/1)
TD 2-3
Cas 5-4
Foul 0-0

Harm got:
-Ag Pit Fighter Experienced Jermaine Dead-foe, OBBA League One Season 32
-St Slayer Rookie Arnold Chafas Negger, OBBA Conference North, Season 31

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Cheetham Hill FC coached by pafootball22 (0/0/1)
TD 0-1
Cas 0-1
Foul 2-0

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Levante UnDead coached by dreamscreator (0/1/0)
TD 0-0
Cas 2-0
Foul 0-1

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Sliverpool FC coached by Mickey_Godmil (0/1/0)
TD 2-2
Cas 0-1
Foul 0-0

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Rottingnham Hotpus coached by VoldemortsCleaner (1/0/2)
TD 1-2
Cas 7-5
Foul 0-0

Hotpus got:
Dead Rotter Rookie Tristan Goldstone, OBBA League Championship 34
-St Bloater Rookie Trip Over Guts, friendly
Dead Rotter Rookie Son hums like a Sewer, friendly
Dead Rotter Rookie David Le Boil, friendly

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Cheatanharm Town FC coached by Halfabrain (1/0/0)
TD 2-1
Cas 3-1
Foul 1-2

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Waagh Machines coached by CapitainParrot (0/0/1)
TD 0-1
Cas 0-0
Foul 0-0

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St Kill-da Saints coached by pielover101 (0/0/1)
TD 0-1
Cas 2-0
Foul 0-0

Kill-da got:
-Av Renegade Human Lineman Rookie Michael Gardiner, friendly

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Tackle, Mighty Blow
  9 2 1 0 3 1 16/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
2
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
m 35 0 0 0 9 1 23/31 110k
(0)k
 
3
Troll Slayer
6 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
+MA
  6 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 120k
(90+30)k
 
4
Troll Slayer
5 4 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Tackle, +ST
  10 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 160k
(90+70)k
 
5
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+MA, Block, Kick-Off Return, Fend, Tackle
  36 4 18 0 4 2 76/176 190k
(80+110)k
 
6
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
  33 0 0 0 6 4 32/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
7
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm
  35 0 0 0 14 2 38/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  23 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
12
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
14
Blocker
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
-ma 17 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: GotrekSlayer Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1580k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:36 (9/9/18) |TD Diff:-10 (29 - 39) |Cas Diff:14 (34/28/8 - 30/18/8)
Last Opponent: Hellas Nurglona