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Göteborg Grave Mistakes
Roster [L] Shambling Undead



Totally Bias-Free Background

What happens if a new promising Blood bowl team dies during a firework accident at a graveyard picnic and a necromancer revives them so that the insurance company doesn't need to payout the life insurance money?

Nothing! At least according to Gathzmac Fog-Bottom, a leading Goblin expert at "Necromancers and Law firm".

Undead is not the same as dead...... Sooooo. NO MONEY! And the tabloid rumors that we mixed up some of the corpses as we revived the team is untrue. TOTAL SKAVEN FAKE NEWS!

There ARE some cases of identity confusion. Gregor lost some of his hair and of course the tragic loss of Doug's favorite shoe. BUT IT'S NOT OUR FAULT. It was that frigging wizard in charge of the firework display.

WE WILL SUE HIM IF WE FIND HIM! We apprehended a lot of other corpses at the site and we think one of them is him. We are waiting for further analysis.





After almost winning the prestigious Pig Bowl final against the well dressed Målsyd Weavers, the GGM ended the season by claiming one of the two silver medals in the LÖBBL VIII playoffs. Placing GGM in the top four of all teams (according to Mr. Fog-Bottom)! Not bad for a team that have only played for a single season. But this will not grow into fully blown hubris. We know that we have a lot to learn. But if we are humble, diligent and schwifty, we can reach new heights. And maybe aim for a gold medal?

I have been informed by the head coach that the main focus for next season will be to score more touchdowns than the opposing team. This strategy will make us unstoppable as long as the other teams does not copy it. So.... Better keep it a secret for now… Next season we do however need to sort out our financial problems. Buying new players cost too much and our treasurers gambling addiction does not help. This combined with us not winning enough games becomes slightly problematic, - which is wierd if we are a top four team, huh...

As a final note, we also should mourn the players that have been lost and misplaced players this season. If the players had properly working eyes they would have cried a lot.

- Pelle Näslös, Manager of the Göteborg Grave Mistakes.







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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Guard
  14 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
2
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard, Stand Firm
  10 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 160k
(120+40)k
 
3
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Guard
  15 0 7 0 2 0 25/31 120k
(70+50)k
 
4
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Guard
  13 3 4 0 2 0 19/31 120k
(70+50)k
 
5
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard, Stand Firm, Break Tackle
  14 0 0 0 9 5 43/51 180k
(120+60)k
 
6
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Guard
  9 1 0 1 2 3 22/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
7
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
8
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Mighty Blow, Block
  13 0 3 0 4 1 22/31 120k
(70+50)k
 
13
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14 players  
Coach: FredAtog Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1520k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 220k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1520k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:15 (5/4/6) |TD Diff:0 (14 - 14) |Cas Diff:9 (20/13/6 - 14/12/4)
Last Opponent: Bystad Serenad Old