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pissard

Combination of two words pissed and hard. Can be misheard as pisshead but holds an entirely different meaning. Meaning to get pissed (become intoxicated by consumption of alcohol) and acting hard (starting fights and generally being a twat).

Pissard is usually achieved by drinking copious amounts of vodka which will induce violent behaviour or generally being a chav who drinks cider will suffice.
1. "Hey fancy getting pissard this weekend and fighting some people?"

2. "I'm so pissard now I could beat my mother"

3. "He only smacked you cos he was pissard mate."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block
  8 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
2
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
3
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
4
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Dodge
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 110k
(80+30)k
 
5
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block
  8 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
6
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block, Tackle
m 8 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 120k
(0)k
 
7
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step
  7 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
8
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
Guard
  3 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 160k
(140+20)k
 
9
Skink Runner
9 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
+MA
  8 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(60+30)k
 
11
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step, Block
  8 1 5 0 0 0 16/31 110k
(60+50)k
 
12
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
  3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
13
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Saki Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1360k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (5/3/0) |TD Diff:9 (15 - 6) |Cas Diff:3 (4/4/2 - 3/3/1)
Last Opponent: Closet Full