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Retired [R] Wood Elf

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
I'm dating a couple of anorexics - two birds, one stone II
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   19 1 8 0 2 2 39/ 180k
(120+60)k
  
2
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister III
Wardancer
8 3 5 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Tackle, Side Step, +AG, Strip Ball
   24 1 17 0 9 0 70/ 220k
(120+100)k
  
3
My dad said leave them wanting more. He lost his job in disaster relief II
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, Grab
   25 0 0 0 11 2 32/ 190k
(120+70)k
  
4
I’m learning the hokey cokey. Not all of it. But – I’ve got the ins and outs II
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Wrestle, Dauntless
 m 20 0 3 1 0 2 21/ 130k
(0)k
  
5
In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate, Block
   18 13 1 0 2 2 30/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
6
My granny was recently beaten to death by my grandad. Not as in, with a stick – he just died first
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Wrestle, Guard
   33 2 2 0 2 1 17/ 120k
(70+50)k
  
7
Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar, Demerara
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Wrestle, Dodge
   32 3 1 1 4 1 21/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
9
If anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door's always open II
Lineman
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
I’m sure wherever my Dad is: he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending II
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Block, Side Step
   16 1 1 1 0 2 16/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
12
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
+MA, Block, Side Step
   21 3 7 0 0 2 34/ 160k
(90+70)k
  
13
My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart III
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
 -ag, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(0)k
  
17
Martin Silenthammer
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Alexander Hideousstream
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Malmir Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1750k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1970k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:33 (26/6/1) |TD Diff:57 (82 - 25) |Cas Diff:-25 (27/21/2 - 44/20/11)
Last Opponent: Fast_and_Bulbous