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Azathoth's Spa-N-Cake Shoppe
Retired [L] SLICC Spawn of Chaos



Coach:
Lady Razbury

Chef:
Angus MacButterbuns

Race:
Spa-N


A

nd so it was, those forsaken by the lords of chaos were tossed together. Without instructions or leadership, or indeed without true comprehension of written language, they sought that which they were suppose to accomplish. With only the scrap of one scroll they read that they were the
SPA⚺N ⚻⚵ C⚹AOS

"What am 'SPA'?" asked Garrgyr.
"When am lunch?" asked Vhekk.
"What mean Cccaaaooo...?" started Garphas.

"CAKE!" exclaimed Vhekk, who'd missed breakfast.

Forgotten by the chaos lords of this world, they reached out to an older force. Azathoth is still chuckling somewhere in his realm of chaos, for when these knuckleheads contacted him, he fronted the cash for their shop.

"Oh, and you'll surely want to organize a shoppe Blood Bowl team," suggested the unbelievably ancient power with a laugh before cutting communication.

<7 Sept 2020 2:02 PM EDT> The_Carthaginian: One freshly-baked Royal Pardon is received at Azathoth's Spa-N-Cake Shoppe. @razmus
Used 10 Dec 2020 to get back to the Pirate Isle for Season Three.
<9 Dec 2020 9:47 AM EST> The_Carthaginian: Azazoth's Spa-N-Cake Shoppe receives a second pardon!
<5 May 2021 1:15 PM EST> razmus Expensive mistakes. Roll 1 - Catastrophe. Lost 320k gold.
<13 June 2021 3:22 AM> The_Carthaginian: @razmus - Azazoth's Spa-N-Cake Shoppe, ever the regents' favourites, win a Royal Pardon!


SeasonRecordNotes
S1: Pirate Isle2-1-24th of 8. Earned slot in SSICS
S1: SSICS1-1-1Won pardon in lottery.
S1: Friendlies1-0-0
S2: Pirate Isle2-0-3Just avoiding relegation
S2: SSICS1-0-2
S3: Pirate Isle2-2-1Roster changes! Grandfathered to start.
S3: Conference Cup1-0-1
S4: Desert Fiefdoms1-0-1Sub in late, stumbled around drunk.
S4: SSICS1-1-1
S5: Golden City2-1-0+2 forfeit wins
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NamePriceMASTAGAVSkills
Sinnfel Viletouch110k6338Loner, Sure Hands, Tentacles, Foul Appearance
Archduke Lexthor170k6438Loner, Kick-Off Return, Nerves Of Steel, Catch
Mhor 'Deathnado' Bloodspawn180k6629Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Sure Feet, Loner, Stand Firm
The Doom Twins240k5439Loner, Claw, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Horns, Big Hand
Whotamesh240k4429Horns, Foul Appearance, Block, Thick Skull, Loner, Frenzy, Tentacles, Prehensile Tail
Phrallax The Cursed290k6519Loner, Claw, Frenzy, Bone-head, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Extra Arms, Foul Appearance, Break Tackle
Lord Drodrak The Pillager300k5539Loner, Block, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow
Norg 'gn' Cthorg400k65310Loner, Tentacles, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Throw Team-Mate

NSL template by Balle2000.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Drikod Hornblower
Spawn of Khorne I
4 5 3 8
Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tentacles, Foul Appearance
   31 0 0 0 27 5 79/ 170k
(60+110)k
  
2
Manbawn Early
Spawn of Khorne II
4 5 3 7
Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
 -av 30 0 1 0 8 4 39/ 130k
(60+70)k
  
3
Erebus Nornebane
Forsaken of Khorne III
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   26 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
4
Deuri Wulfwistle
Forsaken of Khorne IV
6 4 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle, +ST
   28 0 0 0 12 3 39/ 150k
(60+90)k
  
5
Zahr the Innumerate
Forsaken of Nurgle V
5 3 3 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance
Block, Tackle, Horns
 -ma 30 0 3 0 1 4 31/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
6
Vhekk Still Dizzy
Forsaken of Nurgle VI
6 3 3 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance
Block
   25 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
8
Krovavyy Besporyadok
Forsaken of Nurgle VIII
6 3 3 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance
Block
   15 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
9
Pramvrutya
Forsaken of Slaanesh IX
6 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Block
   32 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
10
Chizhitsish
Spawn of Slaanesh X
4 6 3 8
Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands
+ST, Mighty Blow
 n 29 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 130k
(60+70)k
  
11
Rulezzail
Spawn of Slaanesh XI
4 5 2 8
Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands
Block
 -ag 30 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(60+30)k
  
12
Vitriss Hiddenstroke
Forsaken of Slaanesh XII
5 4 3 8
Prehensile Tail
+ST, Block
 -ma 5 1 0 0 0 3 16/ 130k
(60+70)k
  
13
Garrgyr Funginail
Spawn of Tzeentch XIII
4 5 3 8
Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands
Block, Pro, Dodge
   32 2 8 0 5 1 41/ 150k
(60+90)k
  
14
Aekaloch Hextongue
Forsaken of Tzeentch XIV
6 3 3 8
Big Hand, Extra Arms
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
15
Turrel Crackscrap
Forsaken of Tzeentch XV
7 3 4 8
Big Hand, Extra Arms
Block, +AG, Sure Hands, +MA
   17 3 14 0 2 1 54/ 170k
(60+110)k
  
16
Mylor'li-Koras Skywing
Forsaken of Tzeentch XVI
6 3 3 8
Big Hand, Extra Arms
   9 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: SLICC Spawn of Chaos Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1990k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (14/6/12) |TD Diff:0 (36 - 36) |Cas Diff:31 (48/28/9 - 27/21/6)
Last Opponent: Ceilwynchyr's Covenant