| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Tall McDartson II | Stilty Runna | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
15 | Euston McSplatson | Snotling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
15 | Euston McSplat | Snotling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
9 | Tall McDaftyson | Stilty Runna | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up | -ma |
9 | Tall McDafty | Stilty Runna | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
10 | McGreen | Snotling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | -av |
15 | Euston Splat | Snotling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
12 | Leicester Turnaround | Snotling | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
10 | Green | Snotling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | n |
9 | Tall Dafty | Stilty Runna | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
5 | Mark | Fungus Flinga | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ma |