| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Ms. Mary Manx, the Tailless Cat | Stilty Runna | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
20 | Brooklynn Galain | Snotling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
14 | 49 - Tooth Slim | Snotling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | |
16 | Robert the Tot | Snotling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | |
6 | Robert the Wee | Snotling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
14 | 50-Tooth Slim | Snotling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
12 | Poo-Knickers Elias | Snotling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
9 | Jack Skunk | Snotling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
8 | Eldred Splinters | Stilty Runna | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | Stick-Legs McOhio | Stilty Runna | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | Dr. Nobel Dynamite | Fungus Flinga | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
4 | Transistorized Maximillian | Pump Wagon | 9 | 17 | Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Break Tackle, Guard | |
1 | Slow Motion Jones | Troll | 4 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle | |