Past Players of No Pain, No Tartine
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Nathan Paksabou, III | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Ethan LaPâte, Jr | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
12 | Dawson Saypatate | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | Jesse Saucisse | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Nathan Paksabou, Jr. | Halfling Hopeful | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Asher Ola | Halfling Hopeful | 12 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Nathan Paksabou | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | |
12 | Dawson Sépatate | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | |
10 | Emmanuel Marmite | Halfling Hopeful | 12 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Ethan LaPâte | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
7 | Jesse Sociss | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | |
6 | Ashton Stèque | Halfling Hefty | 2 | 1 | Fend, Dodge, Stunty | -ma |
4 | Derek Urgite | Halfling Catcher | 7 | 0 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |