Past Players of Zoolanderss
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
19 | Graham Goldtree | Human Lineman | 1 | 0 | Animosity | d |
9 | Todd | Human Lineman | 2 | 0 | Animosity | d |
9 | Todd | Human Lineman | 2 | 7 | Animosity, Wrestle | n |
11 | Luke Zoolander | Human Lineman | 5 | 0 | Animosity | d |
10 | Billy Zane | Human Lineman | 11 | 0 | Animosity | m, d |
9 | Todd | Human Lineman | 9 | 0 | Animosity | m, -av |
8 | Katinka | Human Lineman | 15 | 0 | Animosity | m, m, d |
6 | Maury Ballstein | Dwarf Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Loner | -av |
3 | Mugatu | Dwarf Troll Slayer | 16 | 43 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Loner, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | m, -av |
1 | Derek Zoolander | Ogre | 4 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | -av |