| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Frantic Freddie | Chaos Spawn | 6 | 15 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Guard | n |
15 | Richard Aral | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | Clayton Josh | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
14 | Xander Ghulen | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Disturbing Presence | m, d |
14 | Disgusting Daniel | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
8 | Dangerous Danny | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Horrible Harry | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Violent Vincent | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | Xenophobic Xavier | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Angry Angus | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -st |
2 | Carl the Chaotic | Chaos Spawn | 10 | 30 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Guard, Tentacles | m |