Past Players of Unemployed Midgets
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Little Nicky | Halfling | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
6 | Wee Man | Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | 7 1/2 Floor Employee | Halfling | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | Problem Child | Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Geronimoe | Halfling | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Webster | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Wee Man | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
5 | Ventriliquist's Sidekick | Halfling | 8 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
1 | Ent in the Background | Treeman | 9 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Pass | n |