Past Players of Uwe Boll's Masterpiece
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Aideen Faermate | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Block | n, d |
1 | Thalestris Silverleaf | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Block | -ag |
13 | Galla Dunewalker | Eagle Warrior Linewoman | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Multiple Block | |
5 | Deinomache Andrew | Eagle Warrior Linewoman | 2 | 0 | Dodge | d |
4 | Cassiopeia Duarin | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 11 | 22 | Dodge, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
11 | Alftruda Gustfer | Eagle Warrior Linewoman | 12 | 2 | Dodge | d |
14 | Andromeda Bando | Python Warrior Thrower | 5 | 8 | Dodge, On the Ball, Pass, Safe Pass, Nerves of Steel, Hail Mary Pass | n |
5 | Bertha Hampshire | Eagle Warrior Linewoman | 5 | 4 | Dodge, Wrestle | -ma |
4 | Cathleen Uevarius | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Block | n |
1 | Cartimandua Baruch | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Block, Guard | d |