| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Jacinda my love | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
6 | Stupid little hat | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Strip Ball, Shadowing | |
3 | Jacinda my love | Fanatic | 6 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Break Tackle | n |
14 | Becky with the good hair | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | Katsumoto | Goblin Lineman | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Fend | -pa, n, m |
12 | Don't forget me | Goblin Lineman | 7 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Not economically viable | Goblin Lineman | 8 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | d |
10 | Yvreine | Goblin Lineman | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Frenzy | m, d |
7 | Stupid little hat | Goblin Lineman | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Kick | n |
6 | Kitten | Goblin Lineman | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Fend | n, d |
5 | Jacinda my love | Looney | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -st |
3 | Peanuts! | 'Ooligan | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | d |