| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Jet Li II | Goblin Cheaters | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Mickey Rouge III | Goblin Cheaters | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | Jeon Reno II | Goblin Cheaters | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Mickey Rouge II | Goblin Cheaters | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Jet Li | Goblin Cheaters | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | Steven Seagal | Bomma | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
10 | Mel Gibson | Goblin Cheaters | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
9 | Mickey Rouge | Goblin Cheaters | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
7 | Rutger Hauer | Goblin Cheaters | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Jeon Reno | Blundabuss | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Hail Mary Pass, Pass, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
4 | Jackie Chan | Looney | 7 | 18 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge, Sneaky Git | m |
3 | Sylvester Stallon | Blundabuss | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Hail Mary Pass, Pass, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n, n |
1 | Chuck Norris | Fanatic | 6 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |