| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Happy's Lawyer | Warpstone Cultist 01 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Milady Seamstress | Cheerleader | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
13 | Dr Whiteface of the Fools guild | Bribed Ref | 6 | 0 | Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
4 | Nutta 'Da Missile' Karlson | Looney | 6 | 1 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ma |
7 | Meebles the (even more)Unstable | Bomma | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
11 | Foul Ole Ron | Filcher | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
16 | Errol | Dust Goblin Bruiser | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Animosity, Decay, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Treacherous | m |
15 | Upper Class Twit of the Year | Goblin 06 | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
14 | Mr Fawlty | Goblin 05 | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Strip Ball, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
13 | Gerald Nonose | Goblin 03 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -pa |
12 | Tibum of Drakwald | Goblin 04 | 5 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Rodyod | Goblin 02 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Grikrub | Goblin 01 | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, d |
9 | Cyril the Brave | Doom Diver | 8 | 10 | Shadowing, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, +AG | n |
8 | The Amphibious Flying Admiral, First Minister of the Treasury | Pogoer | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty | n |
7 | Meebles the Unstable | Bomma | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
4 | Nutta Karlson | Looney | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
3 | Murphy | Player-Coach | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |