| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Amir Drave | Halfling Hefty | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty | d |
16 | Judah Danony | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
16 | Private Pancakes | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
3 | Terry | Halfling Hefty | 11 | 22 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty, Dump-off, On the Ball, Accurate, Cloud Burster | d |
2 | Marshall Figtree | Altern Forest Treeman | 4 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Timmm-ber!, Throw Team-mate, Juggernaut | |
11 | Tony Touchdowns | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
12 | Peyton Quartermanning | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | |
7 | Jerry Whiterice | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Drew Brews | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
15 | Eli Halfmanning | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
4 | Peyton Halfmanning | Halfling Hefty | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty | n |
11 | Irving Frying-Pan | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
12 | Randall McMuffin | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | Dan Marinara | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, -av |
3 | Jelly Jones | Halfling Hefty | 3 | 4 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty, Nerves of Steel | n |
16 | Warren Moonpie | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | n, d |
7 | Curd Warner | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, -ma |
9 | Vince Stromboli | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Defensive | n |
3 | Mean Joe Greenbean | Halfling Hefty | 3 | 4 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty, Nerves of Steel | |
3 | Mean Joe Greenbean | Halfling Catcher | 0 | 0 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
12 | Sienna Niraya | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
10 | Ed Mead | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
16 | Jerome Lettuce | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Troy Steakman | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 10 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap | |
3 | Mean Joe Greenbean | Halfling Hefty | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty | |
7 | Randall Cuttingham | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 10 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | -ag |
12 | Blueberry Sanders | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Frenzy | d |
16 | Mary Marmalade | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
13 | Henry Hungryfoot | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, -ag |
5 | Captain Waffles | Halfling Catcher | 26 | 109 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, +AG, Block, Strip Ball, +MA | m, m, d |
1 | Barry Banana Tree | Altern Forest Treeman | 28 | 58 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Timmm-ber!, Throw Team-mate, Block, Multiple Block, Grab | r |
13 | Jonathan Mistiss | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
7 | Rosalie Stellar | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
8 | Cesar Thare | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | Benjamin Heridd | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 14 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -st |
14 | Paul Plumber | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 25 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint | m |
4 | Jerry | Halfling Hefty | 23 | 11 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty, Tackle, Sneaky Git | -pa, n, -ma |
4 | Daisy Stadegrio | Halfling Hefty | 1 | 4 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty, Safe Pass | |
3 | Phoebe Fhastine | Halfling Hefty | 6 | 13 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty, Fumblerooskie, Safe Pass, Cannoneer | n |
10 | Elliot Ponile | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 12 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Fend | m |
11 | Avery Cruni | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dauntless | n, -st |
12 | Weston Chronet | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | |
6 | Tommy Touchdowns | Halfling Catcher | 7 | 10 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
5 | Falco Carrot | Halfling Catcher | 3 | 4 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap | |
13 | Kyler Plaiglos | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
14 | Isaac Senick | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
15 | Jameson Punk | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 24 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Hands | m, d |
16 | Brooks Drogo | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
2 | Mossy Rand | Altern Forest Treeman | 27 | 45 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Timmm-ber!, Throw Team-mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Grab, Pile Driver, Arm Bar | |
1 | Barry the Banana Tree | Altern Forest Treeman | 5 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Timmm-ber!, Throw Team-mate, Guard, Pile Driver | |