Past Players of Philosophy Department
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Soren Kierkegaard | Goblin | 8 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
13 | John Hobbes | Pogo Stick | 3 | 10 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | d |
11 | Plato | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Socrates | Goblin | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | John Stuart Mill | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Friedrich Nietzsche | Goblin | 11 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, +MA | n |
7 | Friedrich von Schlegel | Goblin | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel | Pogo Stick | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |
3 | David Hume | Fanatic | 9 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |