Past Players of Sexy Lovers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Safe Sexy Pass | Thrower | 4 | 3 | Pass, Sure Hands | d |
13 | Smelly Condom | Blitzer | 16 | 23 | Block, Guard, Tackle | -ma |
7 | Goblovin | Goblin | 17 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Troll Love | Troll | 10 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | d |
13 | Valentino | Blitzer | 7 | 16 | Block, Guard, Tackle | n |
10 | Sugar Babe | Lineman | 29 | 24 | Block, Tackle | d |
8 | Crazy Spanker | Black Orc Blocker | 18 | 10 | Block | m, n |
7 | Leather & Spikes | Lineman | 12 | 0 | | |
6 | Honey Baney | Black Orc Blocker | 21 | 4 | | d |
5 | Larry The P. Hunter | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 7 | +MA | n |
4 | Kiss | Lineman | 25 | 34 | Block, Tackle, Dirty Player | n |
1 | Sexy Boy | Lineman | 17 | 11 | Block | d |